I have a hankering for a damn good spanking! Please oblige.....

@James72 (26832)
Australia
January 19, 2009 4:30am CST
Sorry, maybe I should have clarified things a little better! What I actually need is a damn good bout of Panda Spanking! Man I've been busy lately. All so serious, all so demanding..... Constant seriousness really does suck if you ask me. Yeah I have some wonderful friends here that take me off on weird and wonderful tangents, but I am after something totally messed up here. Something so far out of left field that I'm not even sure that it came from a field in the first place! Regale me with anything inane and insane, I don't care! Tell me your Grandmother's an alien and just probed ya, tell me that you have forest pixies living in your butt...... Jeez, you can even tell me that Obama just left your house after tea and scones and he autographed your dog on the way out! All is fine 'cos I want to BELIEVE it! I'm waitin'.....
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@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
19 Jan 09
hahaha....trust me James..I am there with you..but still since its you, my friend I would like to confess one thing today. !!lrig a ton ma I
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
19 Jan 09
You're not? Damn. I guess I'll have to return the Chanel handbag that my Wife and I bought for you then..... No issues! I'll replace it with a six-pack!
@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
19 Jan 09
No no no...pls don't return it!! Please, I beg you.....you take my bread, choc'lates..whatever. Pls let me have it...pls... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . It would be a nice valentine's gift for my GF.
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
19 Jan 09
Hahahaha. SHE ain't gettin' it! It's already gone back anyways.... Now about that six pack. You want full strength, extra strength or light?
• United States
19 Jan 09
once when I was 12 ... Cuz I was only 12 once Wouldnt it be messed up to be 12 twice? Anyway I was..... I wonder if anyone has ever been 12 twice? Like forgot a birthday Or something... Anyway did I ever tell ya about my friend from austrailia ? I can't spell it or maybe I can I don't know cause I can't spellit to know
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
19 Jan 09
It would be pretty messed up, I agree! Maybe you could be if you had an identical twin?? The only personal affinity I have with the number 12 is in relation to Grade 12 in High School. Yep, it was the toughest 15 years of my life, Grade 12. I got there eventually though and look at me now! I don't think you've told me about your Australian friend, no. But I bet ya pounds to peanuts they're a friggin' champion!
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• United States
19 Jan 09
nope, my friend ain't got no sense.. That's why we is friends. Once when I was a kid.. I've only been a kid once btw I had a friend that ... Hey? What was the question again?
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
19 Jan 09
The question? I was wonderin' how many chipmunks could squeeze into an empty jar of mustard.....
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@alokn99 (5718)
• India
19 Jan 09
You have just been nominated to recieve this Years NobelPanda prize. The prize carries with it a holiday in Panda country for a good 1 month and cash prize of a $10 million. You will be personally handed over the citation and award in a gliitering cermony consisting of the world's nuttiest people with celebrities extending from Michel J, George B... Well if this ain't good enough for you to get that seriousness off for a while, the consider the open invitation of mosquito swappping face off right in the jungles of Burma.
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
19 Jan 09
About bloody time Alok! Jeez, how many nomination forms do I have to fill in to get noticed anyways??? Alfred Nobel invented dynamite and this has killed millions of people throughout history, so why not give the Peace Prize to a Panda Spanker?? (I'm gonna spend the 10 million on hats!) And did you say mosquito swapping face-off? Man oh man, that event was an absolute disaster last year..... I hope this one is far better organized! Is MJ bringing Bubbles the Chimp this year? Or maybe George will be the stand-in for Bubbles this time around? Yeah, that's probably it!
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@alokn99 (5718)
• India
20 Jan 09
Hats ? And what kind of hats are those going to be ? With the only thing that i am getting to watch on TV is Obama,can't help asking James. How about starting a Panda republic. You can run unopposed for President. We will have an inaugration grander than what Obama has planned.
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@alokn99 (5718)
• India
20 Jan 09
Come to think of it , if u approve of the idea then we need a panda spanking anthem and a flag ?
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@riyasam (16582)
• India
20 Jan 09
guess what??we are going to get some freebies soon!!!personally,i donot like hankies,i go for tissues.especially,that incident ,when i found a cockroach in my hanky.it later turned out to be a plastic one,placed by one of my classmates.i screamed so loudly in class when i found out,the came running to see what had happened(seems,i frightened her by my screaming)
@James72 (26832)
• Australia
20 Jan 09
We are? I AM included in the term "we" yes?) I hope you kept the cockroach riya. They're great to take with you to restaurants! All you need to do is eat half your meal and then whack the plastic cockroach in amongst the remaining food. Call over a Waiter a few seconds after....... Hello! DISCOUNT! (Sometimes you will even get the meal for free!)
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@riyasam (16582)
• India
20 Jan 09
you only said ,you will believe anything!!!and it wont look good if i exclude yousee what ideas i give you!!!!!!!!i will drink today,so that your thinking power wont be affected!!
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
20 Jan 09
Oooooooh. Drink somethin' with an umbrella in it riya!
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@cyberfluf (5005)
• Netherlands
8 Feb 09
I can't believe I haven't replied to this one earlier, James. You wouldn't believe what just happened to me this morning . I was skipping down the street, merely as ever when a bunny stopped me to ask if I was carrying a carrotpie with me. I didn't react straight away as I was a bit surprised about a rabbit asking me for pie, let alone have a talking rabbit in front of me. "Nevermind, I will just take the bus" he said. Now isn't that curious...?
@James72 (26832)
• Australia
8 Feb 09
Beter late than never, cyberfluf! Are ya sure it wasn't a member of the Rabbit-Hole family? See what happens when you SKIP cyberfluf??? Why don't you stick to "sashaying" down the street like a normal person...... Jeez! Anyways, even if it WAS a real rabbit, at least it didn't ask for your purse! Rabbits must be feeling the pinch from the economic downturn too, as they usually take taxi's, not buses. Man oh man, its affecting EVERYBODY these days!
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@cyberfluf (5005)
• Netherlands
8 Feb 09
If you think that is shocking, thank God you don't have to ride a bus, James! It is my only means of transportation and I am allways late these days being squished between rabbits and hares. Those second ones are even worse, they allways feel like they deserve some special attention. Don't you think a hare will give away it's seat to a balanced impaired girl, no way! They'll race you for it, that's what they'll do!
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
9 Feb 09
You should try squeezing onto a train during peak hour in Mumbai, cyberfluf! I have never experienced anything like it in my life and doubt I ever will again. It's unbelievable! No hares or rabbits, just human sardines! lol.
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• United States
2 Feb 09
Wow, I really wish my notifications worked properly! I keep missing the good stuff. While you were away, I found out my grandmother was an alien. I found this out when she probed me. You know what she found? Forest pixies living in my butt. Afterwards, Obama came for tea, and on the way out he autographed my dog's balls! The dog wasn't too happy, Obama signed them upside down and the dog can't read it. Anything else you want to know?
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
2 Feb 09
That's just freaky! What are the odds of me predicting these events in advance you reckon??? You had better get a photo of Obama's autograph before the dog licks off the ink by the way..... Hang on a second!!!! Are you hittin' the peyote again???
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• United States
2 Feb 09
Nope, just running on very, very little sleep.*LOL* I get a little goofy when I am tired.
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@webeishere (36377)
• United States
2 Feb 09
I also did not get a notify of this discussion. Maybe myLot admin has ghouls in their keisters stopping emails from getting out? HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~
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19 Jan 09
Well! There I was with my ping pong bat at the ready to give you a spanking and then you changed the subject. OK. I will have a go. I was talking to my dog yesterday and usually he just lies there looking bored. But he jumped up and said "Will you stop tellig me all your troubles and calling me a good boy in that stupid voice." You could have knocked me down with a feather.
@James72 (26832)
• Australia
19 Jan 09
Hang on..... What colour's the ping pong bat? Be careful talking to the dog by the way. David Berkowitz did it and the dog made him kill people! Your dog actually sounds quite intelligent. I was always of the opinion that all they heard was their name. For example, you'd say "Hiya Rover! You want to roll over Rover? Do you? Good boy!" and all he'd hear is - " Blah ROVER! Blah blah blah blah blah ROVER? Blah blah!"
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19 Jan 09
The bat is blue with a black handle. It matches the bruises it can cause if weilded correctly. Dogs understand the tone of your voice more than the words you say. Did you know that this is meant to be blue Monday because this is the day in the year when more people get depressed. If they all looked at the discussions on panda spanking it would cheer them up. Either that or send them right over the top.
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
20 Jan 09
Then I really do think we need to get all these Blue Monday sad-sacks over here wanderer! Any idea where I can find a few of 'em? And having dogs understand the tones of our voices just takes all the fun out of my theory! Now why the heck would we wanna do that?? I like the sound of the paddle colour combination too by the way. Having it match the bruises is very clever indeed!
@elitess (5077)
• Ipswich, England
20 Jan 09
Hi there James... this sounds like a topic where i can take a load off of my chest. I am already sick and tired of this stupid session exam, and i just started it since 13 of January. I have a lot to endure until the end of it on 13 of February and probably the worst is the 10 days time that i won't be able to see my girl for not even a kiss and a hug. I think you should try some sci fi movies, my recommendation would be Stargate as a good one (it has 10 seasons of at least 20 episodes per season) as it will take enough time to finish the. There you will find that the US air force have found a stargate (a round circle with symbols on it) that can let you travel almost instantly between planets and... let the adventure begin.
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
20 Jan 09
Heya elitess! Did you finish up your cat procreation film or what? lol. I am not surprised at all to hear you are sick of these session exams if they have been going this long already and STILL have time to go..... A friend of mine absolutely loves Stargate! And funnily enough, we have a cable channel here that plays SG-1 every day too! I haven't really been able to get into it so far and am one of those people that prefers the movie. But I will have another try. If I can work out how to make my own stargate, then I can cause all sorts of mayhem. Even more importantly, it would allow me to introduce panda spanking across multiple dimensions and universes! Good luck with the rest of your exams.
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