Ode to Our Favorite Brownie Lady
By Sparks
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
Regina, Saskatchewan
February 6, 2009 2:36pm CST
I'm so depressed;... my garden doesn't grow.
I've lost my zest for earth and hoe.
I slump to the ground; and wail "Woe is me".
I needed this crop to set my mind free.
Nothing to smoke is NOT a joke.
My hippy status is now revoked!
But wait, what sight on yonder horizon breaks.......
'Tis the lady whom delicious brownie makes.
Will she stop and share, or pass on by?
She's coming closer; 'Here I am', I cry.
She flits, she floats, she settles down,
Beside me on the barren ground.
"Are those for me", I coyly ask.
She smiles and says, "Just make them last".
I reach for one, in desparate need, AND
Damn it all she grabs my hand!
"Now, now" she says, "You know what the guidelines say,
These brownies are meant for mylot only to have their way!"
And off she goes on down the road, leaving me
To wonder if a brownie eating mylotter I'll ever be.........
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13 responses
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
6 Feb 09
Only if they come in a pair of shoes with long legs and a tight butt!
Ooops, sounds like I've been eating your share already! ROFL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
6 Feb 09
Just don't tell RoseKitty..................*sparks runs for cover!* LOL
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@CanadaGal (4304)
• Canada
6 Feb 09
Sigh!
I had my last brownie with Myrrdin about a month ago now. There are no more. I have other items to use, but don't care to on my own (although I did do that one night last week, to numb my emotional pain).
I think I'll have to make my own brownies sometime soon. Then freeze them for future use. For times like these, when they would make everything just that little bit better.
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Feb 09
Well I just went outside and yelled "Hey! Anyone got any pot?" No answer. Not even a police siren! LOL
Yep. Living in the boonies far far away from teenagers or ANYONE who smokes good stuff, sure is a bummer! ROFL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Feb 09
LOL CG, you and me both if only I could get my 'garden' to grow! ROFL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
8 Feb 09
Ah, you're one of those that would rather smoke it! LOL
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@olivebranch56 (910)
• United States
7 Feb 09
Well my Ms Sparks, some things are better enjoyed only in our imaginations, and is we actually got to partake, they would never be the same. Brownie Lady is just trying to protect your imaginary cravings. Blessings Marilyn
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Feb 09
LOL Marilyn......those imaginary cravings sure are addictive though! LOL (In real life I am NOT addicted btw)
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@littleowl (7157)
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6 Feb 09
Hi Sparky, thats a brilliant ode, you'll have to write more of them!! hugs littleowl
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
6 Feb 09
I suck at rhyming couplets littleowl. Next entry is going to be poetic prose. I'm much better at that! LOL
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@tamarafireheart (15384)
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6 Feb 09
Hi sparky,
Ohhh!! that is birlliant, I know who this Bownie Lady is and I wouldn't mind some of her browines but she is very sticky about them, bless her. Love and hugs.
Tamara
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Feb 09
LOL, yeah, she could leave off the icing and they wouldn't be so 'sticky'! ROFL
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
7 Feb 09
No sticky mess this time cause i licked all the icing off..lol..
*Hands out fresh brownies to Tamara*
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@Darkwing (21583)
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7 Feb 09
Ha ha ha... I love this. As I said in a previous discussion of yours, you certainly have a way with words. Very cleverly done my friend. :) If my head was working right at the moment, I might write a rhyming response but there's so much going on in that cavity, that I just can't seem to get around the block it creates. Never mind... some other time, perhaps.
Brightest Blessings.
ROFL
@webeishere (36313)
• United States
6 Feb 09
I am here on my knees
someone ate all the brownies.
I need my chocolate fix
or I'll end up in a ditch.
HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Feb 09
Well RoseKitty better get here soon then! We can't have you ending up in a ditch! It's bad enough she left ME in a barren garden! LOL
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
7 Feb 09
GB..get out of that ditch and eat your brownies..we can't have you eating dirt..same color but not as tasty..lol..
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@webeishere (36313)
• United States
7 Feb 09
Neither of these comments rhyme at all
I got out of the ditch but took another fall
I see the brownies afterall
but theres a Hershery Bar that my name it calls.
HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
7 Feb 09
Losing your zest for ho's is probably not such a bad thing sparky! 
The happy, the sad, the highs and the lows;
All are made easy with brownie's from Rose!
Not sure how we can make' em last though. Maybe it's time for a fully operational brownie factory? 
The happy, the sad, the highs and the lows;
All are made easy with brownie's from Rose!
Not sure how we can make' em last though. Maybe it's time for a fully operational brownie factory?
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Feb 09
'lose (my) zest for ho's' ROFL Damn, you're determined to reform me aren't ya James!
You get the recipe from Rose, I'll build the factory and THEY WILL COME (in more ways than one!) LOL
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@royal52gens (5488)
• United States
10 Feb 09
Cheer up, my friend. RoseKitty will bring more of her special brownies soon. Patience. We all love her lovely basket of goodies. I found out the recipe. Her special brownies are filled with laughter, smiles, hugs, joy, caring, and are wrapped in Kleenex for when there are tears.
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@Opal26 (17679)
• United States
7 Feb 09
Hey Sparky! I loved it! What a lovely little poem for our
favorite brownie lady! I could use one of those brownies too!
But, I have a secret right now! I have a little gift that
my bf gave me! I wish I could share it with you! But, I haven't
figured out how to blow smoke through the computer screen
and get it all the way to reach ya'll ya no! I wish I had
more so I could bake some brownies too! Maybe sometime!
But, that was so nice of you! I love the brownie lady too!
And I love you too Sparky! You always make me smile when I
need too! Thanks for being you and for being my friend!
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
7 Sep 15
@sparkofinsanity
Yeah blow the smoke at everyone online and let's see who gets the highest first.
Nice present to the winner !!! and to the loser....
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Feb 09
Blow the smoke, blow the smoke! Trust me I'll inhale, I promise! ROFL
Love you too sweets.
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
7 Feb 09
Opalkitty..glad to hear you finally got something to smoke..its a shame we all didn't live closer so i could stock all of you up..
Have fun and love you lots!
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@TexanTornado (5573)
• United States
6 Sep 15
Oh that is great. Here it is 6 years later. So what is the answer to the question in which you asked?
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