Quick! Somebody Hide Me Please!
By Sparks
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
Regina, Saskatchewan
February 10, 2009 1:39pm CST
OMG, my hubs has the net!
He had it added to his telephone, now has his own gmail addy and access to Goggle!
I'm afraid. I'm very afraid!
He can stalk me now!
What to do, what to do..............?
He's smarter than I thought as he's already mastered the art of the search in only 2 hours!
Hang on a sec.......... another email alert .........(that makes four in less than an hour!
And THERE HE IS! In my inbox again!
Should I answer him or pretend I didn't get it?
Do I really want him to have my email address?
It's bad enough he phones me a half dozen times a day.........
Dear mylotters,
If I should disappear from here, blame my hubs.
I'll be so busy answering HIS emails, I won't have time for yours!
*sob*
So.
Who's gonna tell me how to hide on the net?
Can you report your own hubs for net stalking?
*sparks wanders off to answer ANOTHER email from the hubs...........*
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30 responses
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
Oh I'm not worried about his emailing me, except that it's only to give me orders! LOL It's his having access to HERE that gives me the willies! LOL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
I wouldn't want to change my addy, but I suppose I could block his?...............oh my, he'd kill me! LOL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Feb 09
LOL. Of course. My imagination.............IT'S TOO SCARED TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING!!!! ROFL Give me a few days. I'll be alright once the shock wears off, and I do know enough about the net to so confuse him that he just might give it up as too complicated for him! LOL I hope!
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Feb 09
I live in hope. I have to or else I'd have to shoot myself! LOL P1ke says I should just change my name or hide under Bo's skirt. Decisions, decisions! LOL
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@annjilena (5618)
• United States
11 Feb 09
oh there is a way to hide they have something called shealth they use them in airplanes to hide them self in the air we have it on yahoo.if you use it no one will know you are there.plus they have invisble you can use.
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
I think I'll just send him your avatar ann. LOL Gave me quite a turn it did!
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@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Feb 09
Scary. What next? A direct link into your e-mail acct? eeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkk
@TheGreatWhiteBuffalo (4822)
• United States
11 Feb 09
Oh that is so nasty... Good one... 
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
I finally figured out that I can jam up HIS email with a bunch of jokes and things that will keep him too busy scrolling through to email me............he won't be able to resist looking at them! LOL OR I could just keep phoning him and run his battery down! He never carries his charger! LOL
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@tamarafireheart (15384)
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10 Feb 09
Hi sparky,
Lol, he can't do without you, you may have to play hide and go seek with him soon, as for my hubby he is not interested in what I'm doing, he only use the computer for looking at bike things. Love and hugs.
Tamara
xxxxx
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Feb 09
LOL. Hide and seek sounds like fun! Thanks sweets. Higgles............
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@RockCollector59 (325)
• United States
10 Feb 09
i tried to send this one other time,Guss the computer had other ideals.once he gets use to having Internet on his phone.he will clam down some.you may learn to like it.I know my wife is hoping i will continue on my lot after i go back to work.I had one of those Internet phones.I had it for about 6 months i quite using the Internet after a week.typing on them gets old.i toke it back and asked for a phone that was just a phone.They don't make them any more so, I got the most basic one they had.
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Feb 09
I hope you stay on the lot once you go back to work too. I would like to put your wife on my friends list here in case you don't though so I can keep in touch with you. (I believe you mentioned she had an account here?)
Anyway, I know once the novelty wears off the hubs will calm down. But I also know he'll still be sending me at least a half dozen emails a day! LOL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Feb 09
Anytime you show up will be a treat darlin'! No worries. Thanks for the love and sending it back to you both. I haven't see my moonbeam for a few days. Is she ok?
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@RockCollector59 (325)
• United States
10 Feb 09
sorry for the confusion.i think i may stay on the lot.I have met allot of great people here.you being one of the major ones.I just know i will not have the time like i do now. love from the both of us.
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@minnie_98214 (10557)
• United States
10 Feb 09
That sucks im so glad my hubby has no interest in the net. I love my hubby but man we all need some space. If he started stalking me id have to stop that it has to be reported lol i mean if my hubby found me on mylot all my secrets would be out and you all would know im........almost got me im not telling hehehehe
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@minnie_98214 (10557)
• United States
10 Feb 09
Its going good here. Too bad you cant set him up with parental controls that would drive him nutty. I mean only kids sites alllowed hehehehe he couldnt find you that way.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Feb 09
Hey minnie mom how's it going? Good to see you.
And I echo your sentiments exactly! I'm just hoping the small buttons on the hubs phone frustrate him so much he'll soon give up the net stalking! LOL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
Is there an age limit on the 'kids' applicable for parental controls? LOL 'Cause trust me, my hubs would quality despite his age! ROFL
Glad to hear things are going good with you minnie........
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@ronaldinu (12422)
• Malta
11 Feb 09
Hi Sparkofinsanity, I don't know if you are writing with a bit of irony or if you are serious about your post. I don't know you well I must admit. However if you want to remain anonymous you must not post personal details such as your name, surname, locality otherwise in some way or another you can be tracked down. Do not post your own photos here or that of your own relatives. I would suggest you choosing another identity that includes a new nickname on mylot and other social websites. Do not choose a nickname which is familiar with you!
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@ronaldinu (12422)
• Malta
11 Feb 09
Hmm its nice to know your hubby is still jealous of you *wink
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
Well this discussion is mostly for fun, like most of my posts, unless I make it clear it's not. That should help you 'know' me better. lol
As for the hubs, it does concern me that he may drop in on the lot to surf. He knows my user name here you see so there's no point in changing it now. I'll just have to be more careful what I post. He has a limited sense of humor you see! LOL
Elsewhere on line, I'm ok if he finds me. I've just always considered the lot MY place to play and as the hubs has always been so technologically challenged I fell into the pit of denial thinking he'd never come here. Dumb I know. But he's a curious guy and could be surfing the lot right for all I know. He won't join, but then he doesn't have to, to find me! LOL Good thing he's away so much.........
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
Jealous of me? LOL I never thought of that! That's actually a compliment! Cool!
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@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
12 Feb 09
Turn the tables and bombard him with all the silly stuff I send you. Hahaha. It will use up all his allocation too. Send him lots of large pics that take ages to download. He'll have to get the message that all those emails from your SO are just too unnecessary. Just tell him you don't have time for his emails and threaten to send him to your spam folder.
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
12 Feb 09
LOL Tickle I sent him that one you sent me about the RCMP. He agreed with me that it was all kinds of wrong. lol So I challenged him to rewrite it, and he ran his battery down doing just that! ROFL So thanks!
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
11 Feb 09
Too funny seriously too funny. So what are you planning on doing? Are you going to put yourself on invisible on gmail? I mean it can be down. Send him an email saying that the laptop is wonky and you don't know if you'll be able to recieve and answer everything that he send sinc eyou might not get it. LOL! or you can always say the dog at your keyboard.
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
11 Feb 09
Little hint the web runs down your phone faster.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
Waaaaaaaaa cool. Then I'll inundate him with emails. I got LOTS of jokes he won't be able to resist looking at! ROFL Thanks bella. You rock!
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
I can't lie to him, but I CAN run down his phone battery by calling HIM all the time! LOL No battery power, no internet!
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Feb 09
Change my name?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now there's a novel thought! ROFl
Yeah, Bo's skirt. Great idea.......*sparks goes off to find Bo....*
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Feb 09
I call GreatWhiteBuffalo George. LOL So that's a possibility as it would really confuse the hubs!
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@AnnieOakley1 (5596)
• Canada
10 Feb 09
So long as he doesn't know your user name on mylot, you should be safe here.
He doesn't, does he?
Gawd, if he did, that would really be a pain.
What is he saying anyway? Nice, sweet stuff, or just telling you what to do?
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Feb 09
Hey P1ke, I used to have a Laurel and Hardy avatar. I was Laurel of course. And the hubs knew about that one. lol I MUST find Bo. She may be my only hope! ROFL
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@AnnieOakley1 (5596)
• Canada
10 Feb 09
Oh, shyte!
*Annie runs off to change avatar*
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Feb 09
Very true! LOL But too much of a good thing and all that..................
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Feb 09
Yep. Especially when they are still working out their control issues..........
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@redhotpogo (4401)
• United States
11 Feb 09
do you not love your husband? do you have something to hide?
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
Yes I love my husband. No I have nothing to hide. This discussion is just for FUN. My hubs just got the internet on his phone today and he's been driving me nuts emailing me from it. He'll get over it..............
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
Good call, cause yes he's older........
But I can have some fun with him sending him all the silly emails I get. It'll drive him nuts and keep him too busy to email ME! ROFL
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@redhotpogo (4401)
• United States
11 Feb 09
ah ok then. I'm guessing he's an older guy. Older guys don't really like computers much. They seem to be fascinated by email though. Its the only thing on the internet my dad knows how to barely work. No. He'll never get tired of it. Expect email after email of funny stuff he's had emailed to him, by other guys who have discovered the wonderland of email.
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@royal52gens (5488)
• United States
11 Feb 09
The newness of it all will pass soon. He needs more addresses to email. Not mine!!!!! Ask him to look up stuff. While he is searching for stuff, you can hide by changing your email address. Or you can hide behind my skirt. Maybe Rose Kitty can bake a really big brownie and you can hide behind it. No, don't eat it. Stop that!!!
I do think it is illegal for hubby's to stalk wifey's. But we will have to congregate at the library and research that one. And we might as well have a book party at the library. See, now you are out of the house and can now claim bad connections, broken static, unable to hear what he is saying, etc.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
LOL, all good ideas! He only got the the internet on his phone this morning and already he's developed his own language so he doesn't have to type much! He's so smart! LOL I gotta post a discussion about an email exchange with him. What a hoot! Nobody would be able to read it. I shudder to think how good he would be at texting! My kids would never be able to get away from him either! LOL
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@littleowl (7157)
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10 Feb 09
Hi Sparky, no I don't know how you can block his emails and I don't think you canreport him for stalking...but how about sitting down with him and talking to him!! LoL hugs littleowl
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@royal52gens (5488)
• United States
11 Feb 09
Spam. We could report him for spam. Sitting down and talking to him??? That is too logical and not any fun.
Give us his addy. Then we can troll him and stalk him for awhile. hehehehe
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
Littleowl, he is working far away from home, so sitting down with him and talking is not an option. But I could drop him in the spam folder! LOL
Royal, keep that thought. I just may resort to that if the novelty doesn't wear off for him soon! LOL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
Yeah is kinda sweet. And I loved Tamara's suggestion too. She's one smart cookie! LOL
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@vijayanandp (682)
• India
11 Feb 09
well just ignore his mails saying you have not seen his mails or just say they went in spam and so i did not check them and you could be on my lot as you was before , nothing to worry
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
Well the hubs is a lot smarter than to fall for that, but putting him in the span folder might work for awhile! LOL
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@murugezh (273)
• India
11 Feb 09
Don't worry I don't know how he'll find you when you are with us if knows tell him openly that you don't know about it. It's a scam coming to your mail. Don't do away for your hub please. What you have started is correct as per your concern then why you need to worry about him. Better have confident yourselves first of all he can't access your email without knowing your password. If you enabled auto login on your computer better sign off and delete all your browser's cookies and histories. Ok common cheer up.
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
I'm cheered up! This discussion was just for fun. LOL
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@bangingsim (69)
• United States
11 Feb 09
Say it went into the spam folder or you didn't get it. Dont let him bug you all the time... Hes addicted to you lol!
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Feb 09
LOL, I wish he was addicted to me. At least then his messages would be a lot sexier! ROFL
Welcome to the lot by the way!
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