Do you know a good joke? If yes post it below.

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Things seem a bit dull. Lets gets some laughs. Post as many jokes as you know and lets start laughing. Let me start A man dies and goes to hell. He goes to German hell and enquires about the punishment there. He gets the following reply - first you are made to sit on a electric chair then made to sleep on a bed of nails, later the German devil comes and beat you a lot. Scared the man goes to American hell and asks about the punishment. There also he gets the same reply. The man goes to hells of different countries, only to find that the punishments are the same. Later he finds that there is a long queue to get in to Pak hell. The man asks what type of punishment is given here. He is told that the punishment is the same. Surprised he asks why is there such a long queue to get in. He gets the following reply - here the electric chair does not work, the nails on the bed have been stolen and the Pak devil was a government employee, so he just signs the register and goes to sleep.