Funny Times!

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@sfigatto (1848)
Italy
November 9, 2006 6:09pm CST
Tell me a joke, this is my! What did the egg say to the boiling water? Give me 3 minutes to get hard, I just got laid!
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• United States
10 Nov 06
that's funny! a little boy told me this one the other day. what did one bur say to the other? lets be stinkers and go the other way.
@sfigatto (1848)
• Italy
10 Nov 06
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "i thought i told you to be quiet!" Jerry says, "Hey, i tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, i didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, i didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' i couldn't keep quiet any more!"
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