fundoo jokes... enjoy.

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1)All ants were bathing in a pool... Just then an eleplant comes and jumps in the pool.. All ants got out of water... One ant climbs at the back of the elephant.. and all other ants started shouting at him... Now the question is what does they tell him??? Socho socho... Socho socho..... all ants starts saying.... "DUBA DUBA KE MAAR SALE KO...." 2)what will u call a rope that is used tied between 2 pipal trees ? ans: nokia ( connecting pipal ) 3)knees... what do u call a person with two knees...?? socho.... dho-nii...!! what do u call a person with 3 knees...?? ....?? nee-teen.....(nitin) now wat do u call a person with 6 knees...?! ....... saha-nii.....(sahanee) wat do u call a person with 9 knees...?! ........ ...... nitin sahanee..!!!! 4)who was the first indian woman to fly abroad???? SITA with Ravan to Lanka! 5)what is plural of SHAH RUKH KHAN??? .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... soccho .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... Ans - ICICI Bank .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... Kaise??? .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... bcos- SHAH RUKH KHAN - Main hoon naand ICICI Bank - Hum hain na 6)Teacher asks a Kid: What r the 2 latest versions of java?? kid says..... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... Marjava & Lutjava!! Ishq me dil kya jaan b tere kar java o java. java 7)Ek aadami chori karke bhag ke chupaneki koshik karat hain.. who kitana bhi andar chupane ki koshish kare phir bhi police ko bahar dikh jata hain.. bolo q?? bolo q??? bolo q??? q kyo ki uska nam JASBA rehata hain.. aur AGAR JASBA HO ANDAR TO DIKHATA HAIN BAHAR.. 8)A Girl is standing up on top of the hill and she is going to push her Father down from the hill top.....S o what is the name of this girl ??? Socho Socho !!!! Socho Socho !!!! Well her Name is PUSH-PA!!!!!!!!!! 9) Once 3 ants were walking down the road.....where they came across an elephant....1 asked the 2nd 'chal saale ko maarte hain kya???bahut natak kar raha hai??' To this the 2nd says no why???? arre coz the 3rd says 'jaane de na yaar.....woh akela hain hum toh teen hain!!!!!' 10) Electrical joke : How saints resist all temptations in life.. guess... coz they keep chanting "OHM OHM" nd more the no of OHMS more is the resistance.. 11) One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his bad deeds. He felt that he should go an apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused. So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word. What was he thinking? Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"