Choosing a Wife!
By ketybhagat
@ketybhagat (4123)
India
February 23, 2009 11:47pm CST
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest b**bs.
Men are like that, you know.
7 responses
@krajibg (11923)
• Guwahati, India
24 Feb 09
He is outright a fool. And all men are not like that my friend. You seem to be playing mischief by generalising a;; men to be of alike. The man should have married third one. Did not she have big Bs?
@ketybhagat (4123)
• India
26 Feb 09
Friend, this was supposed to be taken in a lighter vein and not seriously. How can you generalise like that. Relax. This was so that we could enjoy the moment. I am not playing mischief, funny how you can even think like that. Anybody in thier senses will know its for the fun of it and not a practical thing.
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@krajibg (11923)
• Guwahati, India
26 Feb 09
No, I too had written n that in the lighter vein. he he he you dot. lol
@bhanusb (5709)
• India
24 Feb 09
The man married the first woman.Because the man thought the first woman will be always busy with herself.Will not interfere in his business. She is a bit foolish.
The man thought the first woman is safe for him.She will be under control of him.
The third woman is very intelligent,but cunning also.So he rejected her.The third
woman gave him very expensive gifts.He thought if he marry her his pocket will be
empty soon.So the man rejected her.
@ketybhagat (4123)
• India
26 Feb 09
Bhanu, this first woman would bleed him dry with constant demands for this and that. Shed never be content and always pester him for more. The second woman may be trying to bribe him into marrying her, and may also be spendrift. Buy now for him and later for myself only. The only sensible woman was the third who invested, returned the money and profited. She is the one who will be capable of looking after the finance and family. In fact, all three may be cunning, one never knows. But this was for a laugh only. Thanks.
@jlamela (4898)
• Philippines
24 Feb 09
Oh goodness, I thought the man was wise enough to choose for a sensible woman. If I were him, I would choose the third woman because she was responsible and intelligent enough to think for the future. At this point in time when financial crisis is hitting the globe, it is always wise to choose for a sensible and responsible partner and not the person who thinks of just earthly and non-sense things.
@ketybhagat (4123)
• India
26 Feb 09
Exactly my views. One should be careful in chosing a wife, somebody who puts family first and its well being. Great minds think alike, eh. lol. Thanks.
@ketybhagat (4123)
• India
26 Feb 09
I wont generalise like that, but it was worth a laugh. I enjoyed it and thought of sharing it with you guys. Thanks. I hope you enjoyed it.
@forslahiri (1042)
• India
24 Feb 09
Hi,
Yes...men are like that initially, before marraige!
Now listen to the story of the same man after marraige:-
The man tried each and every thing to satisfy the wife.Gone to any extent to win the invaluable 'smile' on her face.But two years down the line He found that his wife is having relations with few other men,for all different reasons.Money,fame,glamour and....
Women are not far behind....
=Lahiri,Kolkata,India.
@ketybhagat (4123)
• India
26 Feb 09
Ooooh, Lahiri, thats a very pessimistic attitude. This was supposed to be taken in the light vein and laughed over. But then practically, everything is possible in todays age. Thanks.
@miaomiaoivy (33)
• China
24 Feb 09
Hi,He may chooses the second one who know how to take care of him or their family.if it comes to save for their future,they can do the job together!~
@ketybhagat (4123)
• India
26 Feb 09
So you are putting yourself first, thats a chavenistic attitude. No if I were a man, Id appreciate the third lady, beause she knows how to safeguard for the family first, which could be continued with her husband. Buying expensive gifts for the man is like bribing him into marrying him.
@redhotpogo (4401)
• United States
24 Feb 09
lol. it was the one that bought herself alot of stuff. Probably got a boob job.
@ketybhagat (4123)
• India
26 Feb 09
Yeh its funny and Im glad you are taking it in the light vein. Anything for a good laugh, what say. Thanks.
