Why the Secretary got fired !

India
March 18, 2009 7:12am CST
Why I fired my Secretary. Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone " Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind ?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday". And I just sat there... On the couch Naked.
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6 responses
@yuna15 (2707)
• Philippines
27 Mar 09
By the way belated happy birthday, I'm sorry for the late response but better late than never LOL. About what happened, arrgh that was more than just embarrassing and humiliating. What happened then after wards? I can't imagine how they reacted when they saw you naked. tsk tsk.
@yuna15 (2707)
• Philippines
27 Mar 09
Waah for few moments I thought you were talking about yourself...Hahahah! Oh my gosh. Now I'm embarrassed. But it's really funny now that I saw how your posted it in your discussion. Sorry I just reply directly from my inbox.
• India
30 Mar 09
Yuna15, for a m oment you had me worried. I was wondering whether the others also thought like you. hehe. That was funny, but I guess thats life. smile and accept it. At least you realised your mistake. haha. i did have a laugh.
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@yuna15 (2707)
• Philippines
31 Mar 09
Well you can always explain in case somebody misunderstands! Haha....
@bhanusb (5709)
• India
18 Mar 09
Thanks kety you presented another funny story.The whole plot was made by the wife of the Boss. The secretary nicely acted her role.The Boss was made fool and exposed.
• India
19 Mar 09
Stupid man. He took her for granted. Im sure he must have got the worst birthday from his wife.
@pengbubu (1015)
• China
18 Mar 09
Why you fired you secretary?
• India
19 Mar 09
Because she followed the boss's wifes orders amd arramged a party. The boss took it for granted and got embarassed.
@cream97 (29166)
• United States
18 Mar 09
Hi, ketybhagat! Wow!!! I wonder why would she have you follow her to her bedroom.. And why would you even go up there??? And your wife was okay with this and your kids? How did you wind up naked?? This is a story that is worth reading! I enjoyed it!
• India
19 Mar 09
The surprise party was planned between the wife and the secretary at the secretary's place. She, poor girl did as was told, took him to lunch and then for the party. She got fired for following orders of the boss's wife. Poor girl. But then, this is a funny story and never happened. So thank God.
@joram328 (503)
• Philippines
18 Mar 09
If this story really happened, then i would say that it was quite funny, but very embarassing at the end.
• India
19 Mar 09
It must have been really embarassing for the boss. He should not have taken her for granted. And I can imagine the fury of the family.
@srganesh (6349)
• India
18 Mar 09
That was a nice joke heard already.It is wise on you to convert a joke into a discussion.Cheers!
• India
19 Mar 09
Thanks. Always ready for a good laugh