The guys' side of the story...funny!

@tjdas83 (178)
March 19, 2009 2:11am CST
I came upon this list in a website. It's funny. Although I'm a woman...I think it's cute and funny. Check it out; 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hears us complaining when you leave it down. 3. Sunday sports. Its like the full moon Or the changing of tides. Let it be. 4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And NO, we're never going to think of it that way. 5. Crying is BLACKMAIL. 6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do NOT work. Strong hints do NOT work. Obvious hints do NOT work. Just say it! 7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is for your girlfriends. 9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor! 10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 11. ALL men see only 16 colors, like WINDOWS default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, NOT a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what 'mauve' is. 12. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 13. Christopher Columbus did not NEED directions and neither do we. 14. If you wont dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to ACT like 'Soap Opera' guys. 15. I AM in shape. ROUND is a shape. So how was it?
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@kunalvijan (3422)
• India
19 Mar 09
wonderful n very funny too!