Veg or Non-Veg? Which kind of jokes u like?
@ShahidKhan1479 (1522)
India
51 responses
@polachicago (18716)
• United States
23 Nov 06
I am vegetarion. Yes only for veg.
Jokes? only if I can lol...
@shi_2000_21 (2680)
• India
23 Nov 06
One veg jokes from me
A couple had been debating on the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. “Look!” she said. “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 10 seconds or less and my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.” For her birthday, he bought her a brand new set of bathroom scales. Nobody has seen or heard from him since
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@mridig (202)
• India
6 Jan 07
Heavenly Punishment
Load Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same Loadens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
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@kaliputran (134)
• India
22 Jan 07
love non-veg more than veg.. non-veg is denotion for maturity.. veg jokes are like childrens...
@kindlady33 (194)
• Philippines
21 Jan 07
both of it........as long as it will make me laugh why not
