whats the funniest thing

The funniest thing that ever happened, beside my bf making ridiculous facing when he's sucking on the pipe, was when my friend got his cat stoned. This cat is normally pretty mean, but afterwards you could do anything to him and he would just lie there. Then he ate a ton of food. :) The worst thing was when me and my sister were house-sitting my dad's gf's house, and we got stoned and were in the kitchen when we heard someone knock on the door. I got up and went to the door and looked out, and there was no one there!!! Immediately my sister freaked out, and I did too, and we ended up locking every bit of the house, setting the alarm, and i even walked around with a knife. It totally ruined the experience. I have plenty of stoner moments. Weed affects me greatly, mostly i just sit there and listen to music, close my eyes, and move my head from side to side. It feels literally like a rollercoaster inside my head. Awesome!

huh?...my bad experience when i was teenager was my first time get drunk and i always repeated stories and they laughed at me.