Suggest ur counter questions?

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I'm bugged by stupid telemarketeers calling my number and shooting. Recently I read an article and it inspired me a lot to ask dumb questions in retaliation. Like 1)Are you calling from home or your office 2)How many calls you make everyday to make your living 3)What's your home number 4)would you liked to be called at your home when I'm finished thinking about your offer. Please suggest some more of humorous and hard-hitting ones to add to this list