What is the smell of your air release, fart or any names you called it?

Most of the time, i dun really smell any 'scent' in my release.. It's free and clean.. lol =D Though i do eat quite alot of junk food and very little of fruits and vegetables, but i dun mind my fart smelly.. haha =D I have got frenz whose air release are definitely powerful and they even have a combo 'melody' to it.. haha BUt at times, it's not as smelly, while sometimes, it can make one faint even out in the open.. lol =D

My digestive system is a constant breeding ground for frequent flatulence, so it can be a bit confusing to pick out individual smells. And my husband is no help in this. Whenever I ask him what it smells like, he goes white, says 'Disgusting' or 'Staggering' and rushes from the room. To me, they always smell of rotten eggs, but the smell of a fart is comforting because it means a) there is nothing wrong with your sense of smell, and b)you are alive. What a pity someone can't come up with a way of categorising fart aromas. Next time I have a fart in the departure lounge, I'm going to do it in a wide necked jar and get the lid on quickly to see if that's any help... Just a minute! I feel one coming ... 2 minutes later: Sorry, it didn't work. It was a really explosive one, and it blew the glass jar out of my hand. We have a marble floor, so now I need to sweep up all the broken glass. Back to the drawing board!

Well it usually depends on what i consume, and i can not smell the exact food out of it. but when i drink coffee and go to pee, the smell is pure coffee! This sounds disgusting isn't it? Describing your fart, analysing the smell hehehe :)