One liner funny quotes please....
By alienstar
@alienstar (5142)
India
November 12, 2006 1:15am CST
It makes one relax when going through funny quotes.Anyone here love to share? i can share some.....
1.ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
2.Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
3.Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
4.Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
5 responses
@PushTheButtonFrank (634)
• United States
25 Dec 06
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
1 person likes this
@alienstar (5142)
• India
26 Dec 06
Ha.....Ha..nice one and wise one.It's really nice to go through some funny quotes when you are totally free and getting involved in funny quotes is best to relax by yourself....isn't it?
Anyway's, thanks for responding
@rogue13xmen13 (14403)
• United States
12 Nov 06
1. Men are not dogs, dogs are loyal.
2. Women do not nag, we repeat what men are not listening to.
3. Cats are funny, they know they own you.
4. Humans are strange, what is religion?
@asimo603 (1366)
• Malaysia
12 Nov 06
For all those men who say ," why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free ? " Here's an update for you !
Nowadays 80% women are against marriage .
Why ?....
Because women realize that it's not worth buying an entire pig,just to get a little sausage .....
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@alienstar (5142)
• India
26 Dec 06
He....i don't think i can respond to this comment from yours.Since i simply don't like to respond to such comments...sorry
Anyway's, thanks for responding
