pickup liiines! add yours!
@juiceboxfashion (59)
United States
June 5, 2009 2:00pm CST
here's what i have so far.... add more, let's see how many we cn get, ay!
i'll be yoru cupcake if you'll ebe my frosting!
save water, shower with me.
i lost my teddy bea. will you sleep with me?
i lost my phone number. what's yours?
are you a pokemon? cuz i wanna piik-at-chu!
if i told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
are you tired? cuz you've been running through my mind all night!
let me know if you're stalking me so i can leave my window open.
do you work at subway? cuz you're giving me a foot-long!
come up to my cabin, i'll show you how to stuff a beaver!
if you can do anything you set your mind to, i'mgonna set my mind on you (femme fatality lyric)
is ti hot in here or is it just you?
is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can totally see myself in your pants.
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@sweet_christine (87)
• Philippines
7 Jun 09
Heres my pick-up lines! I've watch this on a tv show.
ARe YoU ReLigiOus? beCaUsE You'Re The AnSweR To AlL mY PraYeRs!
Is YoUr Dad A TerRorIst? BeCaUsE You'Re ThE BOMB !
You KnoW, If I CouLd ReArrangE tHe AlPhabeT, I WouLd PuT U and I ToGeThEr.
so cheeeezZzzyy..
@angelsmummy (1696)
•
5 Jun 09
Thats a nice dress... iy will look good on my bedroom floor.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Thats the 2 that used to get used on me all the time when I was in clubs.. they not very good and very cheesy haha
@juiceboxfashion (59)
• United States
11 Jun 09
hahaha those are awesome!
realllym though, how stupid do guys think we are? i mean, it's flattering, i suppose, but really.
@my_name_is_coco (4334)
• Philippines
6 Jun 09
I read these from some magazine."is your father a thief?because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes"."is there a doctor here?I just lose my breathe when you came in".say this with one of your palms closed,"see what I'm holding?this is my breathe from when you took it away"."I'm calling the police now,you have a killer smile!".
