A good lawyer

June 19, 2009 3:27pm CST
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturb, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "well then, you can come to my house with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "but sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "you come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "but sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all as well" the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellow turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 metre high!!"
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@adam1980 (517)
19 Jun 09
lol i love this one i had no idea where it was going untill the final line, brilliant
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• Malaysia
19 Jun 09
Hahahah... gotcha!! thank you adam1980.. got this one from my friend.. couldn't help it. have to share. lol.
@buenavida (8490)
• Sweden
14 Aug 09
..Thanks for the good laugh, I sort of waited for some catch since it was a lawyer involved.. but the last line was totally unexpected..hehe..
• Malaysia
15 Aug 09
Yes, I like this one also, I actually got this from one of my lawyer friend.