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don't do it, just walk away now. i'm thinking about writing a poem, called ode to a tampon, so heres the deal, i start with the first line, you come up with the next, and the next person comes up with the next line, and so forth. lets get started shall we? ODE TO A TAMPON harbinger of the red flood coming to stain my sheets in spotty stench.