Sticky Situation (A Poem by Clutterbug)

United States
July 3, 2009 3:25pm CST
I sailed across the kitchen floor on grease from years of frying, if I said my aunt kept a spotless house I'd most certainly be lying. Her cabinets are an insect strip, sticky with all kinds of bugs, she asked me to take off my shoes and relax, but I declined after seeing her rugs. I love my dear aunt, and I've taken the chance to scrub down the place when she's sleeping, I sneak in a night and clean by flashlight, with a bucket and mop I am creeping. Do you have a friend or relative with an unusually greasy kitchen? Please drop me a line.
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3 responses
@cbeee3 (2064)
• India
9 Jul 09
I love this poem! You are gifted. Luckily I don't have any relatives who have greasy kitchen. I am a neatness freak myself.So I would not be able to sit at a place, if I saw someone whose kitchen/ house needed to be cleaned.
• United States
9 Jul 09
Hi cheee3, I exagerated just a wee bit in the poem, lol! Thank you for your comment, I appreciate it much.
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@cbeee3 (2064)
• India
10 Jul 09
You are most welcome
@khayshenz (1387)
• United States
3 Jul 09
That's great! Wow - you're wonderful with words! Didn't you make one for mylot too? I remember when you did. You're doing a great job. You should try to work for hallmark or those card companies. I'm sure they'd love to have your kind of talent. Unfortunately, I am the one who owns the greasy kitchen. Hahahahaha. I can't seem to get rid the greasiness on my stove. I don't like it, but it's there. *sigh* Any tips?
• United States
3 Jul 09
Thank you very much for your kind words. Yes, there was another silly poem I wrote about mylot. I have to be in the mood to write, or else nothing comes out, lol. For my stove, I use Dawn dishwashing liquid, because it cuts grease really well. Thanks again for your reply.
• Philippines
1 Dec 09
LOL funny. This is an awesome poem. Is this your work? If yours good work. Hahaha love it.