Want a joke?
July 29, 2009 10:39pm CST
Child: Nanny look at the boat! Nanny: Where? Child: There! Nanny: That's not a boat. That's a yacht. Child: It's a boat. Nanny: It's a yacht. Child: Okay. Please spell yacht. Nanny: Okay. It's a boat.
2 Aug 09
I have one. Father: So what is your prognosis, doctor? Doctor: You are very unhealthy. Do more exercise, Eat healthy. I recommend you to eat seafood. Do eat foods that swim like fish and crabs. That's a must! Will you promise me this? Father: Of course, I will. After a week..................... Doctor: So how is your father? Son: He's at the back swimming. Doctor: Wow! He does his promise alright. Can I have a peep? Son: Sure Doctor: Why is there a pig in the swimming pool? Son: He's teaching the pig to swim I think.