Want a joke?

Philippines
July 29, 2009 10:39pm CST
Child: Nanny look at the boat! Nanny: Where? Child: There! Nanny: That's not a boat. That's a yacht. Child: It's a boat. Nanny: It's a yacht. Child: Okay. Please spell yacht. Nanny: Okay. It's a boat.
4 responses
@anotheri (42)
• China
30 Jul 09
LOL, it's so funny. I don't know is this child too clever or the nanny too awkward. But this joke is very good. Did you invent it yourself? Or you met it in the daily life? Your joke give me a good day.
1 person likes this
• Philippines
30 Jul 09
I'm afraid it's not original. I have a friend who has a tremendous sense of humor. He sends me jokes via text message. I still have lots in my inbox but they are too green to be printed.
• China
30 Jul 09
Anyway, it is very good. And what do you mean by "too green"? sorry I don't understand it.=)
@nautilus33 (1832)
23 Nov 09
Hi, two from me: Two blondes are talking: - My man earns so hard and works day and night. - And you? - Spend so hard. A blonde tell to her boyfriend: -Will you buy me a necklace? -Is this an ultimatum? -No, a pearl.
• Philippines
30 Nov 09
• United States
5 Aug 09
haha thank you for the quick laugh
1 person likes this
• Philippines
6 Aug 09
Am glad you got my intention. I just want someone to have a good laugh. You are intelligent.
@lithmus (52)
• Philippines
2 Aug 09
I have one. Father: So what is your prognosis, doctor? Doctor: You are very unhealthy. Do more exercise, Eat healthy. I recommend you to eat seafood. Do eat foods that swim like fish and crabs. That's a must! Will you promise me this? Father: Of course, I will. After a week..................... Doctor: So how is your father? Son: He's at the back swimming. Doctor: Wow! He does his promise alright. Can I have a peep? Son: Sure Doctor: Why is there a pig in the swimming pool? Son: He's teaching the pig to swim I think.
1 person likes this
• Philippines
4 Aug 09
LOL. I really had a good laugh. Thanks!