Have you Heard the one about the Kittys, The Lamb, The Bear, the Jedi,the Sparks
By Rosekitty
@Rosekitty (19368)
San Marcos, Texas
13 responses
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
31 Jul 09
OMG Get a room you two!
ROFL
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
31 Jul 09
Can you see me walking in your shoes?
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
31 Jul 09
ooooooh.......MY EARS ARE ON FIRE!!!
the correct answer is.............42.
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
31 Jul 09
once upon a time,
there was a friendly bear that lived in the magical forest.
one day while out picking mushrooms,
the bear came across a kitty in a basket of brownies.
he was SOOOOOOOOO excited by what he had found,
that he scooped up the basket and ran all the way home.
once inside his house,
he laid the kitty and all the brownies on his 1975 water bed with the satin sheets.
he turned the lights low, put on some romantic "BOOM-CHOCK-A-WOW-WOW" music, and lit some candles.
he gazed upon the feast before him, and with a dripping tongue, approached the bed and ravenously proceeded to eat the................
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
@KrazyKlingon (5005)
• United States
31 Jul 09
Uh - don't forget the kitties - we have several of them. We HAD two Klingons, but i'm probably the only one left - right now, anyway.
5+5=10
5x5=25
5 to the fifth power? Gotta think about that one
5 ... 25 ... 125 ... 625 ... uh - you expect me to do this without my calculator? I believe the final answer is 3125.
5-5=0
five and five and five is fifteen
weirdest thought I've ever seen
@KrazyKlingon (5005)
• United States
31 Jul 09
Let's see ... we have a Rosekitty, an AngrykityMSV, I've seen other kitties too, but their exact names escape me, but quite a lot of cat avatars. What have I been smoking? A gas comprised of 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, & 1% carbon dioxide & pollutants of sorts.
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
31 Jul 09
Ummm..what were you smoking?..lol Kitty's was the first thing i mentioned..heeeeeeeeeeeeeee
and for guessing the correct number you get a plateful of brownies...so what about the kitty's?..lol..
@blackbriar (9076)
• United States
1 Aug 09
I'm taking a wild guess here..ciggys? Been so long for me that I forgets.
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
31 Jul 09
one of those pickles is from me..heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
31 Jul 09
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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@AngryKittyMSV (4317)
• United States
31 Jul 09
I heard that they are all awesome! Five plus five, that sounds like a trick question. Here, have some catnip and don't trouble yourself with the math. Purr...
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@blackbriar (9076)
• United States
1 Aug 09
ummmm....5+5? -scratches head hard- Dang it, I think it's 9, no?
@sacmom (14192)
• United States
31 Jul 09
Don't forget the roses!
Yep, I'd have to say that I've heard just about all of these and probably more too. But with it being almost 3 in the morning I can't think of any.
Brownies? Pass some my way please. It's making me hungry just thinking about it!
Oh yeah, and the answer is 10...I think! LOL This isn't a trick question, is it? LOL
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
31 Jul 09
55
Feeling nostalgic tonight are we? LOL
Off myself now to indulge in a bowl or two of herb therapy................
Behave yourself until I get back and if you can't behave, then join me on my porch and we'll have ourselves a high old time!
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
31 Jul 09
Well that explains the big huge green thing in my front yard! ROFL
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
31 Jul 09
Puff the Magic Dragon..hhhsssssssssssssss..awwwwwww
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@AnnieOakley1 (5596)
• Canada
31 Jul 09
Ummmm, 10? No wait, is this a trick question? Um, maybe it is only 5? Oh, I dunno, I'm confused anyways. lol
Tell me the one about the lamb...
@Carolyn63 (1403)
• United States
2 Aug 09
Hey Rosekitty! Great to see you still exist! Dragons? Lol. I miss you. You know, I do still have a phone and obviously a computer, though I had doubts for a few days there. Ain't computers grand????? I haven't forgotten you and never will. Been quite busy myself. We do need to catch up. Okay, let me rephrase that, I would so love to be able to visit with you and catch up on things. Tag, you're it.
5+5 what = what