LETS ALL HAVE A LAUGH!!

FUNNY - Lets start the funnY!!!
United States
November 13, 2006 11:03pm CST
hELLO EVERYONE!!! I love to laugh..and makes others laugh..So I was thinking ..why not put up a topic where anthting goes? You can write a joke, tell me something you or your child did..heck anyone for that matter that was just soo funny that you would like to share with others..It could even be a funny picture you have seen..Anything goes..I cant wait to hear your responses!!! AND HAVE FUN!! Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of our skating rinks. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a Diet Coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' heheheheehhe!!!
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@Jusred (1579)
• United States
15 Nov 06
How do you trim back a Bush? ~you can use hedge-clippers, cut with hand trimmers or scissors, shave it, wax it, tweeze it, or better yet -impeach it!