My Wife Farts All The Time

Venezuela
December 27, 2009 5:57am CST
As the title says, my wife farts all the time. No she doesn't do this in front of other people, just with me. We used to just joke about it when she slips gas, but sometimes it just gets really annoying. It kills my romantic mood when I'm with her especially when she rips out a really smelly one. How do I tell her that I get annoyed with her farts without offending her?
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@abruzzi10 (622)
• Latvia
27 Dec 09
Hey! Omg, this post made me laughing It's really funny ''from the side'' of course. My brother does exactly the same... But I think it's kinda stupid that your wife is farting Try to talk with her, I think she will understand you... Maybe she farts, because she thinks that you like it I know, it sounds very stupid, but impossible is nothing Good luck! Happy myLotting!
@oit236 (38)
• Philippines
27 Dec 09
Your husband will surely understand that because he loves you very much.
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@Rochaten (159)
• Portugal
6 Apr 12
I suffer from the same problem, only it's my aunt. Sometimes it's quite nerve racking and smells bad! I think maybe it's her diet or the stress from work. Maybe this people should see a doctor.
@bingskee (5237)
• Philippines
22 Apr 11
i dont think it is offending to tell her. she could have thought of the misery that her fart will cause. it is not one of the obligations of a partner to bear the misery though i know you understand well it is call of nature.
• Philippines
19 Oct 10
My wife is like that as well. But I actually find it really cute... we usually just have a laugh and cover our noses. :p I think her farts are worse than mine... hahahaha! :p
@puccagirl (7316)
• Israel
29 Sep 10
My advise is to fight back! Meaning you should fart back at her, as much and as often as you can! Maybe that way she will see how annoying it is, afterwhich you two can make a "pact" - no more farting, or at least limit your farting to a few times a day (and never during romantic moments).