My Wife Farts All The Time
December 27, 2009 5:57am CST
As the title says, my wife farts all the time. No she doesn't do this in front of other people, just with me. We used to just joke about it when she slips gas, but sometimes it just gets really annoying. It kills my romantic mood when I'm with her especially when she rips out a really smelly one. How do I tell her that I get annoyed with her farts without offending her?
27 Dec 09
Hey! Omg, this post made me laughing It's really funny ''from the side'' of course. My brother does exactly the same... But I think it's kinda stupid that your wife is farting Try to talk with her, I think she will understand you... Maybe she farts, because she thinks that you like it I know, it sounds very stupid, but impossible is nothing Good luck! Happy myLotting!
29 Sep 10
My advise is to fight back! Meaning you should fart back at her, as much and as often as you can! Maybe that way she will see how annoying it is, afterwhich you two can make a "pact" - no more farting, or at least limit your farting to a few times a day (and never during romantic moments).