what do you do when you fart in front of your crush?

I guess the only thing you can do is excuses yourself. It will show character rather than trying to blame someone else (if there is anyone around in the first place) and an akward silence is the last thing you want in front of your crush. You can only hope the both of you will be able to laugh about it (either straight away or later on), but getting gas can indeed be embarrasing.

lol! this is so funny! XD i haven't really experienced this but i just couldn't help but notice the subject of the discussion.. lol.. i have however experienced a friend of mine who farted in front of the rest of the group (accidentally, of course). we were all laughing at a joke then out of nowhere he accidentally farted. lol. we were all silenced for a short time then we all burst to laughter! we couldn't help it. It was ok cause we were really close friends so we laughed at each other's misfortunes all the time. lol