holy sh*t! i zip my thing!! aahh!!

@BART78 (2927)
Canada
January 16, 2010 2:41am CST
you might laughing rigth now and thinking how i stupid i'm, ayt? but it just happened, i was rough morning, reports/dealine/meeting....ahhh!!!...bio-break is only break i had, thinking of work i forgot to tack in my thing before zipping up my pant, foreskin with some pubee hair of my thing got stuck a bit on the zipper (aaahh!)...good thing i was alone in the toilet...uuuhh men! until now my thing is swelling..i tried to put some petrolium jelly to ease a bit...do you think it well work? do you have anything to suggest to ease the swelling?...hoo men! how can i take shower?
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• India
16 Jan 10
Petroleum jelly doesn't work and stop those things swelling.. But i would like to suggest you to keep some Ice cubes over there so that i gives you little relaxation.. petroleum jelly just smoothens things up...
@BART78 (2927)
• Canada
16 Jan 10
i think my balls gonna shrink on the ice cubes
• India
16 Jan 10
Then you can go for the warm compress as charm told... But you balls are not going to shrink for one time ice cube treatment...
• Philippines
20 Jan 10
your balls just seemed to shrink but actually it will just move upwards due to cold external temperature.This happens because your balls have to maintain a certain temperature which is about your body temp.