Funny jokes

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Hello people! I have started this discussion to make you laugh. I want to tell few jokes which would make your day good. Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did. ______________________________________________________________________________________ What do you call a deer with no eyes? A.No idea(No-eye deer) ______________________________________________________________________________________ Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? A.She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball and her coach was a pumpkin. ______________________________________________________________________________________ What starts with E, ends with E and has only one letter? A.Envelope. ____________________________________________________________________________________A.Doctor: Will I be able to play the piano after operation? B.Of course. A.Great! I never could before! ____________________________________________________________________________________