What's the cheesiest line you've ever heard??

Philippines
February 13, 2010 9:15pm CST
C'mon! I know a lot of you heard some cheesy pick up lines or even said some yourself. It's Valentine's Day and I want to open it by having a good laugh :) Why not share some of the cheesiest line you've heard?? :)
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9 responses
WiseReptiles
@WiseReptiles (854)
• United States
14 Feb 10
I'm like a Rubiks Cube the more you play with me the harder I get.
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onlyprincess
@onlyprincess (782)
• Philippines
14 Feb 10
hahahaha! I love it! :)
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choybel
@choybel (5042)
• Philippines
14 Feb 10
wow! I'll take this line but I'll use the game Sudoku instead...haha!
WiseReptiles
@WiseReptiles (854)
• United States
14 Feb 10
I was kind of iffy on putting that one down because I was kind of unsure on how appropriate it was for a public discussion
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dee
@yresh12 (3212)
• Philippines
14 Feb 10
He: Did it hurt? She: when? He: When you fell from heaven ^^
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onlyprincess
@onlyprincess (782)
• Philippines
14 Feb 10
hahaha! this line was actually said to me! :) it's kinda cute,;) thanks for sharing!
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choybel
@choybel (5042)
• Philippines
14 Feb 10
It's "Hi, I seem to lost my number, may I have yours?"
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onlyprincess
@onlyprincess (782)
• Philippines
14 Feb 10
Nice one! :) thanks for responding.
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johndur
@johndur (3052)
• Pasig, Philippines
14 Feb 10
how's this...you are like a blanket that keeps me warm and comfortable at night.
johndur
@johndur (3052)
• Pasig, Philippines
14 Feb 10
im having a heart attack because of you! because you make my heart beat faster...
johndur
@johndur (3052)
• Pasig, Philippines
14 Feb 10
you are like a cellphone...which i always charge at night...
onlyprincess
@onlyprincess (782)
• Philippines
15 Feb 10
woot woot! pretty good collection of cheesy lines there, johndur! Bet you had a wide experience with these things, huh? just kidding! ;p
Winky
@msfrancisco9369 (10002)
• Boston, Massachusetts
14 Feb 10
hi only princess, some sweet and cheezy lines for today: Setting: just came from the bathroom with bathtowel warpped around your body when your husband see you and say---"you look fresh and yummy...then give you a naughty wink". the bathtowel will surely fall by itself after that line hehehehehehe!
Winky
@msfrancisco9369 (10002)
• Boston, Massachusetts
14 Feb 10
hahahahahaha...for sure with this discussion of yours you will have a long list of tips for your cheesy, naughty and wild honeymoon. why? are you in the process of getting married? well, goodluck friend!
Winky
@msfrancisco9369 (10002)
• Boston, Massachusetts
14 Feb 10
do you have any plans of getting married? well, for your honeymoon...i am the right person to talk too. hehehehehe ican give you more tips to make it more meaningful and memorable to both of you. good luck!
onlyprincess
@onlyprincess (782)
• Philippines
14 Feb 10
that sure is cheesy and naughty! :) hahahaha! Maybe i'll save that line for my honeymoon someday :) thanks for sharing!
anurag3786
@anurag3786 (6267)
• India
14 Feb 10
what is say.. but i have one line.."I am proud to be an indian"...because my country are firstly for me.. thanking you..and keep mylotting always..
Winky
@msfrancisco9369 (10002)
• Boston, Massachusetts
14 Feb 10
hi anu,day. anything that is sweet, romantic, naughty and kinky that you hear as a comment or endearment just appropriate in celebrating this valentines day.
Winky
@msfrancisco9369 (10002)
• Boston, Massachusetts
14 Feb 10
anu sorry for the typo error ".day" beside your name. i was not able to erase it!
ghieptc
@ghieptc (2522)
• Philippines
14 Feb 10
I think also the cheesy pick up line like Miss you like Crazy of John Lloyd & Bea Alonso. June, July, August but Alan is the name. Also the Kim & Gerald movies is good for valentines day.
abrilsantos
@abrilsantos (16)
• Philippines
15 Feb 10
Hi, I just read this line in facebook. "I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?" :)
onlyprincess
@onlyprincess (782)
• Philippines
15 Feb 10
nice one! ;) thanks for responding abrilsantos ;)
bystander
@bystander (2292)
• Philippines
15 Feb 10
what i heard are buttered-up talks. they come mostly from glib-talking guys and too flowery that i an simply not qualified to be at the receiving end... so, i just overheard... but cheesy lines, i don't get any now... when i was younger, perhaps...