How do you want to die? The crazier the better!

@meowcow (939)
Philippines
April 14, 2010 12:07pm CST
So I started a discussion about 2 days ago about if you were to die tonight in your sleep would you die happy? And I was really pleasantly surprised with the responses. It was nice to see the different perspectives of people on the subject. Thing was, when I posted it, I never expected such sincere and uplifting responses. I thought the question was quite simple and frankly I was just expecting simple answers. But I really was moved by some of the responses there. It actually evolved into something totally different and bigger at least for me. Check it out if you're feeling down the responses might uplift your spirits.. as it did mine. :) http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/2295279.aspx Anyway, although that discussion was very useful, insightful, and uplifting. IMO at least. It was quite on the heavy side. So I decided to balance it out and post a discussion of the similar topic but with a bit of a lighter approach. So if you were in total control of the day you were gonna die, how would it pan out? The more elaborate, clever, imaginative, sillier, crazier, the better. The craziest answer gets best response. ^^ Me, I will spend the day eating burgers, pizzas and sushi. Then drink myself to almost senseless. Then when it's time for me to leave this earth, I will have myself duct taped to a huge huge rocket or space shuttle and launch myself. On one hand, I have a cigarette. On the other, a big bag with a billion dollars in hundred dollar bills. I will be smoking all the way to the top, and just at the right moment I will let go of the money bag distributing riches to everyone beneath me. Then at the right moment, while people are busy gathering up their money; they will hear a sudden explosion and look up. They will watch in awe as me and my rocket explode into particles and dust, only then will they find out that the space shuttle was filled with nothing but the best fireworks display money can buy. Great way to die? You betcha!
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@werty009 (404)
• Philippines
15 Apr 10
well i wanna die simple just sitting on a bench just see the kids play at the park something like that for me the simple the better and i just want before i day i want to be daylight were in for the last time i could see the beauty of existence
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@meowcow (939)
• Philippines
15 Apr 10
Sitting on a bench with kids playing. Hahaha that will scare the pants off those kids. Sorry I have a dark sense of humor. But I like the sunrise idea. It is wonderful and would be a nice send off. Maybe I'll launch my rocket at dusk then. :) Thanks, nice response!
@sumanadep (1230)
• India
15 Apr 10
I wish I could get that control.... If I get I would like to die in jungle eaten by a wild animal like tiger or lion. WOW. it would be such a great feeling.. fighting with the big tiger.
• United States
15 Apr 10
Personally, i would want to die by imploding. it would be pretty tight to see. but if i couldnt do that, i would prefer being thrown of a 10 story building and landing straight on a fire hydrant...head first
• United States
15 Apr 10
I personally would have to say that when i die, i want to implode. That would be pretty crazy. Or if i couldnt do that, i would want to be thrown off a 10 story building and land straight on a fire hydrant...head first
• Philippines
15 Apr 10
I think i like werty009's way of dying. I'd rather just go while I'm sitting on a bench watching people being happy and being happy myself. Where no one or nothing can make you feel bad, where everything is okay, all problems that you have are solved. I guess it's okay to have to let go of the money and the rockets be filled with the best fireworks display money can buy. But I can't help thinking of all the pain you'll be feeling when the rocketship explodes. Unless you're too drunk to feel anything by that time. Yeah that wouldn't be so bad either!
@meowcow (939)
• Philippines
15 Apr 10
Peaceful IS the best way to go. Not at a crowded park though. That might freak out some of the older folks! Hahaha. I don't think I'll be feeling any pain I bet I'd be screaming my pants off in joy from bottom to explosion. Lol. And yes, I will be drunk senseless by then. I'd probably just be vaporized in split seconds anyway. I just wanna go out with a bang, and give the people a good show that will shed some light on their hearts watching me die via rocketship fireworks. :)