Jane met Tarzan

November 16, 2006 2:12pm CST
One day, Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him what he did for making love. 'What's that' he asked. She explained to him what it was and he said 'Oh!!!!!!!, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree'. Horrified, she said, 'Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly'. She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs wide. 'Here,' she said, 'You must put it in here.' Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, 'What the hell did you do that for?' 'Just checking for bees' said Tarzan.
5 responses
@mirage108 (3403)
• United States
26 Nov 06
lol that is funny.
@zakiller (466)
• Romania
26 Nov 06
• Philippines
20 Nov 06
u made me laugh...funny one!
• India
20 Nov 06
Its A Jungle Out There - funny
That was good! A very nice one.
• United States
17 Nov 06
Lol! Thanks I needed that :)