Farting when there are people around, how to prevent it?

@ehsanji (503)
Pakistan
July 29, 2010 10:23am CST
I was thinking how much it can be embarrassing when there is someone around, and you need to 'break wind'. Share your views about this, and also do let me know how do prevent or reduce the rate of farts.
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7 responses
• Japan
29 Jul 10
haha this made me laugh there's nothing to do or prevent if you gotta break wind then just walk around or walk away if there's someone around you or if you can hold it back then gotta hold it haha. Just dont embarass your self
@ehsanji (503)
• Pakistan
29 Jul 10
what if I am about to walk out, and that person, who I am talking to, is like 'SIT HERE AND DON'T MOVE YOUR A**" ?
@ehsanji (503)
• Pakistan
30 Jul 10
You know what Kyle? I just came to know that you are a person full of confidence! =))
• Japan
30 Jul 10
haha then sit next to the person and fart it out on that person
@annavi23 (6522)
• Philippines
30 Aug 10
reading this whole topic was really funny! i enjoyed a lot while reading others comments too. well,it's really hard to control farts specially when you know it may really sound or smell though.in this cases,i really move away from people near me,and f i am with my sisters,they would know if i am keeping distance from them. when you don't have a choice and let it out,i suggest let something squek while you are doing it.like the chair,if you are sitting.if you are standing,make use of those shoes,pretend that you are preventing to pee or something,just make a sound of your shoe,tap it while you are doing it. and if you are with someone,and you know you are about to fart,lead them to farther side,so that they can't smell anything.haha! hope that helps,my friend!
@ehsanji (503)
• Pakistan
2 Sep 10
so annavi, to make it soundless, you need to have months of practicing, you know? you'll be successful In achieving that 'soundless' situation! :D Thanks for liking the topic, rate it higher if you liked it :D
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@annavi23 (6522)
• Philippines
2 Sep 10
does that need to have practice? i have encountered such situations where i accidentally farted while waiting for a ride.i didn't notice there was a child behind me that turned my fart to her, then i stay away from her and went to far direction and again search for public vehicle to get me home.
@jane239 (521)
29 Jul 10
I'm ashamed to say I did this the other day in front of my neighbour. It wasn't a smelly one just a loud one and I blame the salad I had with my lunch for this. Anyway, I figure I know my neighbour of 13 plus years well enough to fart in front of her and since I got up at the same time it happened I'm still hoping she thought it was the chair squeaking. You can get products from the chemist or digest enzymes are supposed to be good. I think I''l be investing in some soon.
@ehsanji (503)
• Pakistan
30 Jul 10
'I'm still hoping she thought it was the chair squeaking' =)) OMG!! HAHAHHAHAHHA
@annavi23 (6522)
• Philippines
30 Aug 10
it's okay,it was just a child,but i do hope she only thinks it was just the chair squeking,but how about the smell?
@wiggles18 (2506)
• Canada
29 Jul 10
Don't bother trying to prevent it, just fart. If you don't want to be rude, just walk out of the room and fart.
@ehsanji (503)
• Pakistan
29 Jul 10
Or I can use a bag or something? and Fill it up? =))
@annavi23 (6522)
• Philippines
30 Aug 10
ehsanji,you can fill it up in a bag if that's what you like...
@vhings_88 (294)
• Philippines
29 Jul 10
If you want to fart then do it just make sure, they'll never know you do it. Its really embarrassing. But if you consider others existence, you better go far enough that no one would smell it..
@ehsanji (503)
• Pakistan
29 Jul 10
what about drinking some super anti-fart liquid that will change my fart's smell into something good? :))
@AutumnGold (1056)
29 Jul 10
Hello Ehsanji. Well we all know ladies don't fart so I can't really say I've ever been embarrassed like that. My hubby says it happens when I'm sleeping but I don't believe him for one minute :)
@ehsanji (503)
• Pakistan
30 Jul 10
You know what? I think you should believe him, ladies do fart! It's just that they know how to make them 'silent' =))
@annavi23 (6522)
• Philippines
30 Aug 10
who say women don't fart? that's weird to hear,huh? well,i guess there are people who can control their farts or make it more in silent mode.but sometimes those silent modes may stink for some time.
@_sketch_ (5742)
• United States
29 Jul 10
lol If you have to fart, you have to fart. There's different medications for that I know, so you could try that or maybe just go into the bathroom whenever you have to.