September 1, 2006 8:09am CST
As a native american, I demand reparations from the white eyes that have stolen my lands. I should be riding free across the prairie, hunting buffalo, as if my birth right, instead of stuck in this crappy, polluted city of soul-less white people. If african americans think they have a right to reparations, then my people darn sure do. I'll settle for $250,000.00. Have your people get back to me.