What if an animal,bird,insect or a reptile can keep its own diary?

Wow weird question but hey I'll bite because this is unique. If a reptile could keep a diary a day would probably go like this... Today I woke up hungry. Looked for some food. Found some bugs and ate them. I almost got ate while chasing bugs. Home to safety. I'm alive it's a good day. A Bird's Diary Today I woke very hungry. I decide to fly down to the ground and eat some dew worms that have crawled out on the lawn. Now I'm done eating think I'll go for a tour and fly around town for a bit. Oh now I got to go to the bathroom but wait, there's my favorite red car I go on with the top down. Better get back to the nest for a rest now. Insects Diary Work,work,work,work,work. Neat question and probably one of the most unique I have seen here at Mylot before. Thanks for asking