Lets send SMS ....

For all friends : "Ek nadi ke do kinare dono hain majboor, Aisaa pyaar nibhate rahne pass raho ya door."

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Your Thinkings are so beautifull! Yes, If all pakisthani follow your path, It will be great achievment for PAK That mean still there are nice people like you!

Sweet Candies are nice to eat. Sweet words are easy to say. But sweet people are hard to find. Oh, My God! How did i find you. You are realy posting the nice discussions and encouraging people a lot to promote good things on mylot.

I am from India. You seem to be unhappy for some reason. Never be so. You seem to be a sweet person and untouched , hopefully, by the evil world. Great. If you do mean what you say, you a one of us who seek contentment. Yes. Friendship is an uncomplicated , unconditional but emotional tie. I did not understand what you mean by 'paste an sms'. Do you mean send an sms? to where? or the number of the cell phone? Could you please explain?

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Akber bin taber Khoon kharabe ke khaandaan se hoon Sarphire waale jambiye ka damaad hoon Subeh naaste se leke dinner tak khaali khoon hi khoon hona Ghar mein sau khatal karke gaye to amma khane ku dete Bawa raat taman talwaron ku sik sik sik tez karte rethte Mere naam hain Akber bin Taber, khod dale achce achachon ki khaber Che zakmi paanch murder phir bhi yaar khan idher Akber bin sote, jaan maare khiroche, Bach gaya Osmania, margaya shamshaan, Akber bin Jeelani jaan maare paanich paani Ab lakte khan charpate, miyan bhai dulhe wale Golkonde ke rehne waale, uthan pally phughat nagar udaspura, udasgalli, Hairan raod, pareshan galli, ustadnagar badlapura, Jeb mein …….. No compromise only fight Satrawan murder aathara ki talash mein Ghar se nikelte waqt ek murder ghar ku jaate waqt ek murder Beech mein milte teen not seven no jail no police no court I am only minister links mama, waddar basti labour adda, Saamne dekhe to khadda, on the spot akber taber bole to panga lena ka nai Langa kardete zaasti bolne ka nai, chilke ke maafik chil dete Bhai ku junction ke naam se jaante mama puri AP state ku light supply karton Kabhi bhi kis ke bhi ghar mein current band ho gaya, mera naam liye to light khud ba khud chal lete aati, imaandari ki aamdani, qutub shahi ki khandani, kaat kaat ke tukde bana ke admiyon ke, charminar ke paas thaile mein se nikaal ke kaudiyon ke daam mein bechtoun, terah rupeh mein haat, chauda rupeh mein gardan, bees rupeh mein pura dhad bechton mama Akber bin taber bolte mama Phir bhi aap ke paas hi mama

thanks for this i am about to pasting this

dil se dil tak jan se jan tak din se rat tak kal se aj tak ap se muj tak january se december tak meray sms bhejne se tumhain sms milne tak i miss u

WHICK IS THE LONGIST WORD IN ENGLISH? SMILES BECAUSE THERE IS A MILE GAP BETWEEN 1ST N LAST S... SO KEEP SMILING FOREVER....

SARDAR : in my dreams Monkeys play football everynite... Doctor: Take this mdecine from today... Sardar: can i start from tom. coz tonite is final...!!!!!!

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SCRATCH AND WIN!!! F|||||| FR|||| FRI||| FRIE|| FRIEND... WOW YOU HAVE WON A FRIEND IN ME :d

Dil Ne Tere Pyar Par Majbor Mujhe Kar Diya Is Jahan Ki Har Khushi Se Duur Mujhe Kar Diya Jis Qadar Chaha Tha Dil Ne Paas Tere Aane Ka Us Qadar Dunya Ne Tujh Ko Duur Mujh Se Kar Diya Kia poochtay hoo hijir mai kia kiya kartay hain Teray loot aanay ki din raat dua kartay hain Kabhi yadoon mai tujhay bahoon mai bhar laytay hain Kabhi khuwaboo mai choom liya kartay Main raiza raiza hawa main bikhar gia chup chaap, Teray firaq ka mosam guzar gia chup chaap, Kisi nay kaan nah meri sada-e-dil pay dharay, Meray wajood main ek shakhs mar gia chup chaap Teray gally mai jo bahoon ko dal rakhtay hain Tujhay mana nay ka kaisa kamal rakhtay hain Tujhay maloom hai tujhay soochnay ki khatir Bohot say kam muqaddar pay tal rakhtay hain

forgettin you is hard to do forgettin me is up to you forget me not forget me never forget this message but not the sender

Do you like to treat your friends like monkey ?

Dont hear anyone's advice coz no one is so experienced than u abt ur life. Ur the only one going to live ur life. so think urself and do urself!!

How much is 1+1=? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . R u looking for the answer?? Shame on u

U may have someone in ur mind, someone in ur heart, someone in ur dream, someonein ur life, but i am ur someone when uhave no one.

which never hurt