Chuck Norris, why the status? :))

Philippines
November 9, 2010 6:50pm CST
I've heard many jokes about Chuck Norris like, "Chuck Norris sold ebay to ebay on ebay" or "Chuck Norris always needs a new dentist, nobody puts Chuck Norris in pain and lives" and "Chuck Norris IS Luke's father". Does anyone know why Chuck Norris has this social status? lol
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@o0jopak0o (6394)
• Philippines
11 Nov 10
Well it started with the texas ranger something that is his old tv show. He is like a one man army in that show so this is where that came up. But who popularize it is conan obrien.
@o0jopak0o (6394)
• Philippines
17 Nov 10
I think there are some clips in youtube
• Philippines
11 Nov 10
Oh yeah, now I remember! Conan Obrien showed some clips from the texas ranger show... really really weird clips! :p
• Philippines
12 Nov 10
Finally! Now that's what I'm looking for! hahahaha!
• United States
11 Nov 10
I don't know. I haven't heard any jokes about him, but again I don't get out much. My conversations are on mylot. I do like Chuck Norris alot. Love his shows and his friends on the show, and I especially like him cause I see him on tv christian shows alot with his pretty wife. He's just a real nice heck of a person. Because of him, I was waived $1,000 balance on a bill. Can't beat that huh?
• Philippines
11 Nov 10
How about this joke; "Chuck Norris can divide a number by zero" LOL that's just a few of the many Chuck Norris jokes hehe! Take care.
@coffeebreak (17798)
• United States
10 Nov 10
Frankly I don't know why they give most of the celebrities such social status! I mean, come on Tom Cruise...other than that smile, he ain't got nothing going for him! Brad Pitt.. again, the smile and eyes...but what else? And toss in all the women that do nothing other than dress in skimpy clothing and whatcha got? Nothing any better than the rest of us! Chuck is in his 60's and doing better than most younger, but still... like you said...why the status?
• Philippines
10 Nov 10
Yeah, I asked this because I just couldn't help but laugh at the jokes that they make about Chuck Norris lol
• Philippines
10 Nov 10
I also have no idea how all this started. :p But i find some of the Chuck Norris jokes really funny. :) I wonder how Chuck Norris feels about it. :p ...then again, Chuck Norris feels no pain. :p hehehehe.
• Philippines
11 Nov 10
I once read that Chuck Norris actually sued a site for these jokes made about him. Am not sure if it is true but these jokes sure are funny! :D And for the record, Chuck Norris feels no pain, pain feels Chuck Norris! ;)