Mum Is So Funny..Again!

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It's great having Mum around because I witness daft things she does for myself lol. Earlier I stayed in the car as Mum and John went into B&Q which is a national chain of DIY stores that ALL look the same inside and out! Mum knows this but she still asked a shop assistant "where are your tomato growbags?" and the reply was, "they're outside" to which Mum exclaimed, "No, they're NOT!" According to John, Mum thought the shop assistant meant outside as in the front of the shop but ALL B&Q stores have a seperate gardening section. This is what the shop assistant meant. The next place we went to was another garden centre that we have visited before. It, too, has plants outside and other stuff inside, including seeds. As soon as Mum entered the large shop she went straight to the counter on her right and said, "Excuse me, where are your seeds?" Now, this wouldn't normally be funny but if she'd just turned LEFT there were a wall of seeds right there in all their glory lol. The lady behind the counter just pointed, Mum looked where she was pointing and went, "Oh!" Hahaha! The best incident came last. After the shopping we visited a pub that sells food. Again, we've been there before and I went to the toilet before settling down to order food. After the food Mum asked me where the toilets were and I said, "Just follow the bar round and it's the first door you come to." What did she do? WALK STRAIGHT ON! She also thought the snooker players looked a bit weird in the distance "like they're suspended in mid air." I laughed and said, "Have you seen the stairs leading up to the snooker table?" "Er, no!" Hahaha! I think she needs her eyes testing!