Prison OR Office? Read and Reply

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i am listing advantages of to be in Prison over to be Office. which one would you prefer after reading this? 1) In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. and in office you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle 2) IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free). AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself. 3) IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. 4) IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself 5) IN PRISON you get your own toilet. AT WORK you have to share. 6) IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. IN PRISON AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. Which Sounds Better? Prison OR Office