what are funny facebook status you encountered or read from your set of friends?

@chiyosan (30184)
Philippines
January 13, 2012 2:14am CST
There was this that really made me smile.. I saw a report made by someone and she posted: "I am not Fat... my belly is just 3D" Some friends too posted If facebook is school.. I'll have a perfect attendance! Or someone would even post some silly lines like "When you are loveless, it does not mean you are ugly, and if you are not ugly, it doesn't mean you're sexy!" Obviously trying to bash someone who could read the page too! Well, have you noticed some facebook wall updates from friends, or acquaintances that may seem controversial?
4 responses
@cearn25 (3456)
• Philippines
14 Jan 12
I have encountered it many times. Some of these funny facebook status are written in our Cebuano dialect which is even more funnier in that dialect actually. One of the status I have read just now was about my friend who is in his way to the City and thanks NASA for letting him use facebook.
@chiyosan (30184)
• Philippines
17 Jan 13
Cheers to you! Thanks for your response in the discussion... appreciate what you shared here with us. see you around mylot, have a blessed day! =)
@vt689586 (584)
• India
13 Jan 12
face book really where you met with all kinds of guys ,as per on my experience i have seen lots of such a wall updates from various of friend which are very funny.and after reading it you can not stop without laughing, like one day a friend of mine updated his status with sentence that "i have lost my virginity before my dad ". and one is like this "You've really got to hand it to short people, because sometimes they often can't reach it." another-one is like this" found out one of the fundamental differences between males and females is this.While at the state fair, walking through the animal barns, the female begins ranking animals in order of cuteness, The males rank them in order of deliciousness." just think about those thoughts.
@chiyosan (30184)
• Philippines
17 Jan 13
Cheers to you! Thanks for your response in the discussion... appreciate what you shared here with us. see you around mylot, have a blessed day! =)
13 Jan 12
A friend of mine recently had an arguement with another friend and posted a bunch of status' relating to the fight. They were funny when i first saw them, wihtout knowing what they were all about, but they were truly hilarious when i saw them again after being told what had happened. Birdie -
@chiyosan (30184)
• Philippines
17 Jan 13
Nice to have you here in the discussion. appreciate your efforts, God bless and hope to see you around mylot! Cheers!
@chayan07 (42)
• Bangladesh
17 Jan 13
Ha ha ha......this post was awesome.