Silly Questions !!!

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Silly Questions !!! Got any answers to them? ----------------------- If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing and not a seeing? If a fork were made of gold, would it still be considered silverware? If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? Or maybe I'll just have a big bunch of purples. If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?