Time Traveling Wookie: An Astronaut in a Wormhole (ranted view)

United States
June 6, 2012 4:04pm CST
So maybe there is a hell, we grow hair, and the planet is a freezing wasteland in say, 10 years. Maybe an asteroid was the cause or it was nuclear war. Something happened, I am sure. So, I wonder what that crazy longhaired beast was that I have seen a few times now, you know, that hairy sasquatch,stick people person or thingy what ever it is a ma-thing. Was it me, in the future? Could I have come back, or been cast from heaven or fell from the stars? Is it possibly someone I knew once, or a loved one who is trapped in a transformational curse from being trapped in a wormhole? A time travel experimnet gone bad? And what about shape shifters. Have you ever seen something like that? I have (for real). I was once with my niece taking her home at night. We were one telephone pole away from a couple crossing the street under the lamp. We could see them and they were holding hands as they crossed the street. The next thing we see, at half way across, they both bend down onto thier hands. The hind end of both then dropped and wham, they were a dog, but it didn't stop there. As it/they continied across the road, it shrunk to the size of a cat. As we went by, it smiled at us. I was so freaked out for weeks that to this day, I still wonder if someone didn't slip me an LSD in my McDonals pop that I was drinking at the time. I only know, that I felt like the alien for just a few seconds, because I was dumbfounded. It is possible that aliens, bigfoots, and shape-shifters are one in the same? Is it weird that a wookie was the right hand man of Han Solo in Star Wars (now who could make that up, really?)? We saw them travel at hyperspeed in the movies, but do you think that it was a reference to the Nephalim falling from heaven at faster than light speed? I often wonder if I am not the wookie, trapped somewhere between earth and Tatooine. None the less, I like it here. At least on the console, I can watch Harold & Kumar, where, I love watching Bush transform into a stoner! Can you imagine george Bush as a wookie time traveler lost in space? Theres one to ponder. It may make you wonder how you got here. It may make you wonder who or what you really are. Sweet dreams.
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@PageTurner (2825)
• United States
6 Jun 12
Hello PoppaDave It is a bit difficult for me to imagine George W as a Wookie time traveler lost in space, but I do not have the same difficulty imagining him as JarJarBinks time traveling and lost in space. I have seen things that I don't understand as well. Many times when I try to describe them, people react as if I'm stoned, when I know that is not so. I think that people are afraid to think of the possibilities. I don't think that we have to know all the answers, or even need to. The questions are fascinating enough!
• United States
7 Jun 12
I have always felt that a few coy answers to a few questions in life doesnt hurt. There are things we can not explain. I saw bigfoot face to face and have 5 dedicated years + researching it, and you are right, there sre some that don't, or haven;t seen strange events like I have and I may come off to them as Whack. I think country folk are more likely to experience the extra natural. I have seen 10 UFO's and bigfoot several times, heard it scream many, and think to myself...stay indoors when you are alone. I gotta make fun of that which I can not understand. Its just something to do when your tired of trying to figure it out. Yes, I am one of those people that think after July, the earth will begin transforming into something else and by 12/21/12 something great will happen. What? I don't know, but I have faith it will be good for me. Every time I saw UFO's though, except on 2 occasions, I have had several witnesses. I saw those things take off super fast, and know that there are wookies hauling butt out there somewhere. But where are they going to? WHere are they from? I prefer to be open minded about bizarre things. It doesnt hurt my pride any if others think I am nuts. I purposely have to be a little crazy to stay sane..
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• United States
7 Jun 12
I used to live on a farm in the middle of thousands upon thousands of acres of pine forest. I have seen several UFO's that I believe were extra-terrestrial, as well as some UFO's that I suspect are U.S.A. Government. The bigfoot encounters you speak of sound exciting and spooky. It sounds like something I would enjoy. Have you noticed any strong odor when encountering the bigfoot?
@winterose (39887)
• Canada
9 Jun 12
you really come up withe some very interesting things that is for sure