If you are a female elephant
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32515)
Calgary, Alberta
July 3, 2012 10:39pm CST
OMG this is my 3rd elephant related discussion, I miss making silly,naughty and witty discussions so I hope this one will make you think and laugh.
What if you are a female elephant, Let's say you a female elephant happily living in an elephant conservation. Your care takers treat you nicely and you explore the conservation park freely without the threat of predators. One day while eating your leafy greens, You heard your care taker talking to a scientist.
the scientist said you will be used as a surrogate mother for the cloning of a giant mammoth species. Elephants have a long period of pregnancy and you are chosen to carry that gigantic monster in your uterus for 600 days,and the scientist wants you to give birth of it the natural way....
what will you do?
would you accept your fate and carry that giant in your uterus or will you try to escape the conservation park?
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@musicluv4life (1867)
• United States
4 Jul 12
I would escape, i love elephants they are so cute. I think they have the biggest hearts, they say an elephant remembers everything.
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32515)
• Calgary, Alberta
4 Jul 12
so you will not want to have the honor of carrying a dinosaur sized mammoth in your womb? yeah elephants are lovely creatures, They were very smart too, Once of the smartest animals out there.
@musicluv4life (1867)
• United States
4 Jul 12
Nah, it be heavy and hurt like heck and who knows if the elephant could survive that kind of birth.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32515)
• Calgary, Alberta
4 Jul 12
or if you have a female elephant enemy , you will lure her to be in your position instead,
but yeah escape sounds feasable. I remember seeing a gigantic mammoth skeleton in museum. Its huge.
but yeah escape sounds feasable. I remember seeing a gigantic mammoth skeleton in museum. Its huge.
.@CaptAlbertWhisker (32515)
• Calgary, Alberta
4 Jul 12
whoever that elephant is, she can just take notes from virgin Mary. that wooly thing is very hairy, so yeah it could be very ticklish. I saw a video of elephant giving birth and it looks more painful than a woman giving birth. At least women have anesthesiologist.
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32515)
• Calgary, Alberta
4 Jul 12
literally though its not your baby, but you will carry it in your womb. i am so happy I am a man, i respect and love ladies but I cant imagine giving birth, it sounds like it hurts. I hope the elephant they chose will be able to handle this.
i am so happy I am a man, i respect and love ladies but I cant imagine giving birth, it sounds like it hurts. I hope the elephant they chose will be able to handle this.1 person likes this
@jaiho2009 (39142)
• Philippines
4 Jul 12
My goodness.
I will escape for sure.
I haven't tried delivering a baby the normal but I know the hard labor and pains.
No way will I ever carry that giant mammoth baby... :xx
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32515)
• Calgary, Alberta
4 Jul 12
right now I am ready imagining the painful labor the chosen elephant will go through. It makes me wonder if she will survive this.
@BabyCheetah (1911)
• Australia
4 Jul 12
Oh hell no I wouldn't. I'd run out of there during the night and get a ticket back to Africa :D I think that would be horrible to do that to them and make them carry an animal and give birth when that animals is much begger than their normal newborns :(
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32515)
• Calgary, Alberta
4 Jul 12
can you imagine an elephant buying tickets? I smiled the moment I imagined it but I wont be shocked if an elephant will do so if she will be chosen to be carry an extinct dinosaur sized elephant on her womb.
