Do you know any twisted quotations?

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What are twisted quotations? These are conventional or old quotations that have been changed; maybe to fit into the times, to impart different knowledge or just for humor and to throw the listener off. I have always enjoyed these with my friends and I know quite a few like--- "Birds of a Feather are the same birds" "Money is not everything; it's the only thing!" How about you? Do you know any more of these? Can you share them with me?