An Ant, a Grasshopper and a Bee entered a Bar
December 24, 2012 10:44pm CST
An ant, a grasshopper and a bee walked into a bar; well the grasshopper hopped and the bee flew but, anyway they entered the bar. The bartender stared a little taken aback at the three of them perched on the stools and finally asked, "uh what will it be gents." The ant said, "I will have any sweet something or another that has spilled on the bar." The grasshopper said, "I will some of the hops before they go in the beer." And the bee said with a flourish, "I will have some of the sweet nectar of the life of plants and flowers." The bartender looked at them a little funny and then took out his baseball bat and squashed each one and said, "if they had asked for something reasonable everything would have been fine."