how to get over your crush for guys

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before we start i'm going to inform you that this is not a post that will help you marry the girl, only get over her. also you need to know if she really is your crush. this is what i define as crush: the only person you think about, you cannot manhandle the handle because it is the only person in your head and you feel guilty or gross for doing so. if it is the only person you jack *ff to you're just a creep. so, to get over your crush quick and easy, tell her some goofy poem about how pretty she is and how nice person she is, you can tell her face to face (make sure you two are the only one around if so) or tell her on facebook or something. if she deny, well, its off. just... of. thats where the poem comes in, if you told her: yo b*tch, like the junk in tha trunk and sh*t and i was all, damn gurl! it would be something she could tell her friends about. the poem is sweet and if she were to tell her friends they would encourage her to give you a chance. if it is a total rejection you tried. you really did and you could do nothing more and the crush will last a week or two and you will start to get over her. if she agrees to go out with you, well: SCORE! its either this or high planned stuff about saving a kitten from a fire or let the tim pass. letting time pass will take longer. now that you know you need to know what to do to avoid having a new crush. whenever your friends talks about their girlfriends, do not think you need a girlfriend! its the cupids arrow! what happens then is that you think of who you would date, you look around, bam, someone laughs higher that the others or someone passes you or even a look makes you fall in love. avoid the thought of needing a girlfriend, that is the devils seed.