ten blonde jokes sure to make you laugh
By heythatsme
@changlee (1)
June 4, 2013 10:20am CST
1) A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You sl#t! How many is a brazilian?"
2)Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.
3)Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
4)Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
5)Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
6)Q: How do you keep a BLONDE busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
7)Q: Why can't Blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
8)Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
9)Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
10)Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on.It's off.
for more blonde jokes, pickup lines, knock knock jokes and much more click the link below and post your best one in the comments below :)
2)Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.
3)Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
4)Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
5)Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
6)Q: How do you keep a BLONDE busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
7)Q: Why can't Blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
8)Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
9)Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
10)Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on.It's off.
for more blonde jokes, pickup lines, knock knock jokes and much more click the link below and post your best one in the comments below :)
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1 response
@fruitcakeliz (2641)
• United States
5 Jun 13
as a blonde....i hate blonde jokes......as an educated person with a good sense of humor......i get them. so i will not judge and see what others think of your jokes...
