My jokes for today, Do you have any ? , add them :-)

Germany
November 23, 2006 5:04pm CST
Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor? A. Oh no, I'm going to fall again! Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? A. She sold her car for it... Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? A. You always hear about them but never see them. Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? A. Cause it said concentrate. waiting for your Jokes Best Regards
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Dicky
@hobohobo (678)
• Indonesia
8 Jan 07
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What are you doing?" he asked. "I'm looking for my car". he replies. "So how does feeling th roof help you?" asks the manager. "Well" replies the drunk earnestly, "My car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!".