Fortune Cookie Sayings #1

@zebra2222 (5198)
United States
October 26, 2015 9:15pm CST
Here are three fortune cookie sayings for you to take notice. 1. Never look for alligator shoes inside an alligator's mouth. You won't find shoes but you might find a piece of your ear missing. 2. Walking on a bed of hot coal will not impress your date. You don't have to tell her how hot she is next to the burning coal. 3. If your hair starts snowing on the floor, it might be time to change your dandruff shampoo.
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@lokisdad (4264)
• United States
6 Jan 16
lol that last one made me laugh. i could envision a head and shoulders commercial