Life after work

Singapore, Singapore
November 18, 2015 6:22pm CST
Life begins as soon as work ends. While in the office, maintain a state of cryosis. Function only to perform duties as required. Bodily functions and needs such as drinking water and pissing are permitted. Social and emotional functions should be halted. Once out of the office, thaw self and restart life. You can regain emotions and social relations once out of the office.
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@scheng1 (24650)
• Singapore
5 Dec 15
haha, that is a nice way of putting it. We are always living like a zombie in the office, and once we are out of the door, we come alive. I think many people have acting talents. They can act so well in the office, and you can only see their true color outside the office hour.
@cahaya1983 (11121)
• Malaysia
19 Nov 15
I know of cases where people feel the opposite though. I had colleagues at my previous job that purposely stayed back at work long after office hours ended because of this. I guess not everyone has an interesting life outside work.