The Sith of the Hay Loft

@OneOfMany (12416)
United States
November 23, 2015 10:07am CST
Most people know of the famous Sith Lord, Darth Vader, from Star Wars. But few people know of the Sith Lord of the Hay Loft. He doesn't have a Sith name, but he definitely has the image. Black hood, respirator, the classic breathing noise (though slightly toned down) and moves in the shadows. And he uses the power of the dark side to move large bales with ease, giving in to anger (about minor pet peeves) to give him the strength he needs to do his job well! He is a force to be reckoned with, as he lords over his hay loft domain.
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@Jessicalynnt (47895)
• Centralia, Missouri
23 Nov 15
has he figured out how to protect his stairs yet?
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@OneOfMany (12416)
• United States
23 Nov 15
He put out lots of sacrificial bales and fake stairs everywhere, with the real stairs embedded into the pile, which would make it very difficult to undo. There are now 4 different paths up, so even if they compromise one the others will be there.
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• Centralia, Missouri
23 Nov 15
@OneOfMany oh smart! I am now curious what people will take from.
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@OneOfMany (12416)
• United States
24 Nov 15
@Jessicalynnt Probably from the same place they have been taking from. Although they need to give me more money first. They only bought 15 bales, so if they take more bales I know they aren't being honest!
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• Preston, England
29 Nov 15
'Hay the force be with him?' instead of May the Force....
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@OneOfMany (12416)
• United States
29 Nov 15
I think it's something to that effect. I think the force in there that all things give off is hay dust. It's so dusty in there!
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