When theoretical knowledge turns out to work in practice

@boiboing (13153)
Northampton, England
December 20, 2015 5:07pm CST
We've been visiting my Dutch friends this weekend. They have a beautiful solid wood dining table which has been horribly scarred by a black burn mark. Every time I see it, it makes me sad. And every time I see it, I ponder how they might get rid of it without spending a shocking amount of money on professional treatment. I figured that the burn was probably not very deep and that it ought to be possible to rub it out if I could find a mild abrasive. I didn't want to attack it with sand paper or wire wool for fear of making it worse but I had a sneaky suspicion that I might be able to improve it with toothpaste and 'elbow grease'. After checking that they were willing to risk me having a go, I got my toothpaste, an old face flannel and I got stuck in. It took me about 40 minutes but after the first few I started to suspect that it was working so I kept going, rubbing the burned mark in small circular movements. On a particularly tough patch I did give it a gentle rub with some fine sandpaper but mostly it was toothpaste and physical effort. I worked in toothpaste ingredients for many years so I knew that 'in theory', I was probably on the right track. But as the saying goes "In theory, practice and theory are the same thing. In practice they're not". Luckily this time theory and practice did prove to be aligned and my friends are really happy with the work I did. I really should have taken before and after photos. I probably didn't because I probably didn't really believe it would work.
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@xFiacre (12496)
• Ireland
20 Dec 15
@boiboing If my wife reads this our whole house will be smelling of toothpaste.
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@LadyDuck (460361)
• Switzerland
21 Dec 15
It's a shame that you did not take photos. Toothpaste is a great ingredient to remove scratches, even from the car windshield.
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@LadyDuck (460361)
• Switzerland
21 Dec 15
@boiboing I am like you, I have not the habit to take a photo of everything I see, I particularly hate selfies.
@boiboing (13153)
• Northampton, England
21 Dec 15
I should have done. I've not really adapted to the era of photographing EVERYTHING
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@celticeagle (159936)
• Boise, Idaho
21 Dec 15
That is so great to hear. I can imagine how sad the burnt spot made you and to have used the rub and have it work so well must have been very fulfilling. Glad to hear it works.
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• Preston, England
21 Dec 15
well done - I hope your friends were grateful for your restoration work - maybe you could do something for Westminster Abbey too lol
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@Juliaacv (48639)
• Canada
20 Dec 15
I had no idea that toothpaste had such wonderful powers. We have an antique walnut dining room suite. The chairs, buffet and china cabinet are all in great shape, but the table and some of the leaves have stains and even a few nics in the wood. I have to keep a lace table cloth on it to hide it.
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@boiboing (13153)
• Northampton, England
20 Dec 15
That sounds like more than something you could fix with toothpaste.
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@Juliaacv (48639)
• Canada
20 Dec 15
@boiboing Oh but we get so many compliments on the suite, and it is truly beautiful, its rectangular but the ends are angled so that you can set 4 more people around the table. That was a smart thought on the craftsman who made it.
@Jessicalynnt (50525)
• Centralia, Missouri
30 Dec 15
I am very glad you were able to restore beauty!
@marijuana (570)
• Tel Aviv, Israel
21 Dec 15
OH! toothpaste? I use toothpaste to polish my silver bling blings but I did not know it still has many other uses. Thanks for the info.