General knowledge about Santa

@vandana7 (99118)
India
December 25, 2015 2:20pm CST
Why did Santa use Chimneys as a route to get in and out of home? Because it is too cold outside..and with snow, every time he tried to reach the doorstep, he fell...so he decided Chimney would not only save his back, but also help to keep his feet warm. From where did Santa get the reindeer? Actually reindeer got him, and not the other way round. Just because reindeer can't talk our language does not mean we can be presume what is logical. Why does Santa look happy always? There is one gift less to carry in the bag after the previous delivery. Merry Christmas...love all of you...you all are great friends. Hugs.
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Anna
@LadyDuck (460403)
• Switzerland
26 Dec 15
Belated Marry Christmas to you, very funny stories about Santa.
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vanny
@vandana7 (99118)
• India
26 Dec 15
I had to come up with something to wish many people because there was no way I could be wishing all of my friends unless I hijacked a few discussions. That would be bad I suppose. Some do not like it, that is why I am back to my posting. :(
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vanny
@vandana7 (99118)
• India
29 Dec 15
@DaddyEvil ...Not everybody is as intelligent as you are. I was having fun when I got a few curt remarks..being sensitive person I got the message loud and clear. Decided I need to be back with posting.
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
28 Dec 15
@vandana7 I had wondered what happened to you saying you were going to hijack conversations, vanny... I don't understand why anyone would care, because you are still putting bits of pennies into their bank, no matter what topic you choose on their discussion... IDK what is wrong with people!
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Judy Story
@jstory07 (135106)
• Roseburg, Oregon
25 Dec 15
Thanks for the information about Santa Claus.
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Kevin
@kevin1877uk (36988)
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25 Dec 15
Merry Christmas to you too.
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vanny
@vandana7 (99118)
• India
26 Dec 15
Thank you. :)
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Kevin
@kevin1877uk (36988)
•
26 Dec 15
@vandana7 You are welcome :)
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Jlyn
@Jlyn10 (11966)
• Malaysia
30 Dec 15
I have a question about Santa ... Why is Santa so fat? Merry belated Christmas to you! I bet you got many presents this year from Santa.
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vanny
@vandana7 (99118)
• India
6 Jan 16
@DaddyEvil ..you have to say that...you took a New Year resolution to be honest for at least this one year in your life..
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vanny
@vandana7 (99118)
• India
6 Jan 16
Actually, if I could get a DNA sample of Santa, I might be better equipped to answer why he is so fat. He looked over-diapered to me though. May be he does not have time for giving gifts everywhere...so changing become easier.
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
6 Jan 16
I can give you an answer, @Jlyn10 ! It's because he eats all the cookies and milk the little kids leave for him for after he leaves their presents.... Or it is because .... No, I can't say that! lol!
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
28 Dec 15
Would you like to know the "real" reasons we are given for these "questions", vanny? I will tell you what I have read and heard, but only if you want to know it. Merry belated Christmas and Happy New Year, Dearheart!
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vanny
@vandana7 (99118)
• India
13 Jan 16
Oh yes, I would love to know those reasons...lol. And ...well, I thought you were in insane asylum. Is the US filled with folks like you 24/7 then?
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
12 Jan 16
@UR_Forever_Raja Hey, my King! You finally came back! Merry belated Christmas and A Happy belated New Year! I have missed you so much! I am literally jumping up and down yelling, "Raja's back!" My daughter is threatening to take me to the insane asylum! If she does, you will come get me out, right, my King?
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UR_Forever_Raja
@UR_Forever_Raja (985)
• India
12 Jan 16
Where were you stranger ? Merry X'mas and Happy New Year
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PLETHOS
@Plethos (13560)
• United States
30 Dec 15
you know, ive never really wondered about santa. i know that theres legends written about him.
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vanny
@vandana7 (99118)
• India
30 Dec 15
@DaddyEvil ...well he saw his father getting into those clothes, and then nothing remains a mystery anymore..
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
30 Dec 15
Are you kidding, @Plethos ? How could you not wonder about Santa?
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
30 Dec 15
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Lee Ka
@kaka135 (14916)
• Malaysia
1 Jan 16
I like these "general knowledge", they are amusing, though I thought I'd really come and learn facts about Santa. I was expecting to read St. Nicholas in your discussion as well. Happy belated Christmas and Happy New Year! Wishing you a joyful and peaceful year in 2016!
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vanny
@vandana7 (99118)
• India
6 Jan 16
Happy belated Christmas and Happy New Year too you too. :) I am sorry...that was the only way I could come here and wish many people at one go..I had to come up with something that people would not mind reading. lol
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
7 Jan 16
@kaka135 Well, if you go over to the box Plethos is in, somebody did stop by and mention St. Nicholas... and was rude to vanny, in their next breath! LOL! She treated the discussion's author like she was nobody to be saying anything about anything on this thread! I'm still wondering how vanny controlled herself!
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Blondie2222
@Blondie2222 (28611)
• United States
26 Dec 15
Thanks for the info it's amazing to learn things about Santa and it's reindeer. And one may never know the real true story but it's still fun and interesting to learn and share facts.
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vanny
@vandana7 (99118)
• India
26 Dec 15
Can't believe you really took it seriously..lol I was joking...I couldn't reach out to everybody and wish Merry Christmas at once...so I came up with a post...and since I had nothing to write about...Sorry!
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
28 Dec 15
LOL! Again, @vandana7 , you are being too sly about this, hon! All you needed for a good post more people would have noticed and responded to was you wishing them a Merry Christmas in your heading. People would have flocked to that. You may not have gotten very many responses on this one because you said it was about Santa. (giggling!) You would have gotten more by saying it was about Satan, instead, as more people would have come to see what it was about, then...
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Egg Eye
@ataboy (737)
• United States
29 Dec 15
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topffer
@topffer (42156)
• France
29 Dec 15
Merry belated Christmas to you Vanda and thanks to @DaddyEvil to have sent me to this funny post .
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vanny
@vandana7 (99118)
• India
2 Jan 16
Merry belated Christmas to you too top. So DE has not stopped his pranks.
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
2 Jan 16
I can't believe I didn't wish you a Merry belated Christmas already, Top! I'm sorry, sir!
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
30 Dec 15
You're welcome, @topffer ! I am glad you did enjoy vanny's post!
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Oshy
@TiarasOceanView (70035)
• United States
25 Dec 15
Good Day to you lovely Vandy. It is with a big heart I wish you and your family a very Merry Christmas. Thank you for sharing about Santa with us. I never knew it. Did you get a present? I got some movies and watching them now.
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Oshy
@TiarasOceanView (70035)
• United States
29 Dec 15
@DaddyEvil They are all fantasy movies like Legend and Willow, and so on like Labyrinth, Pans Labyrinth and many more.
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
30 Dec 15
@TiarasOceanView Oh! Well those are good ones then, Tiara! I have those in my library already! So, yes, I would watch those! Excellent choices! I hope you like them as well as we did, hon!
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
28 Dec 15
What movies did you get, hon? Anything I might like? or are they all girlie movies? (I do like some girlie movies, too, you know!)
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Beatburn
@Beatburn (4287)
• Philippines
31 Dec 15
Funny. I guess he stopped dropping by our neighborhood since most of us don't have chimneys.
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vanny
@vandana7 (99118)
• India
1 Jan 16
You want gifts from Santa...you gotta have warm chimneys..as simple as that. lol. Don't worry about his clothes getting dirty...he has a good washing machine and and the material that red and white colored attire is made off can be dusted easily.
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Catherine
@bluesa (15023)
• Johannesburg, South Africa
29 Dec 15
@vandana7 . A belated Merry Christmas to you too. Great that Santa had a plan to keep his feet warm with going down the chimney :-D. Thank you @DaddyEvil for suggesting this post.
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
30 Dec 15
You are very welcome, Cat! Have you been having a great holiday season, hon?
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
30 Dec 15
@bluesa Yes, actually I have, hon! I de-boned what was left of our smoked turkey day before yesterday and froze four packs of it then used the small pieces in a casserole. That was great! I've been off for a few days, so I have been catching up on housework and taking cat naps off and on while playing on myLot, too!
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Catherine
@bluesa (15023)
• Johannesburg, South Africa
30 Dec 15
@DaddyEvil , I have, thank you dear DE :-). Have you?
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Jo Ann
@akalinus (40797)
• United States
29 Dec 15
Okay, answer this one. How does Santa get billions of presents into that little bag? NORAD counted over 5 billion presents delivered.
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
30 Dec 15
@akalinus Uhm... very carefully? (chuckling!) Hello! I've not spoken to you yet. I am happy to meet you!
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
30 Dec 15
@Plethos I like your comment better than my own! Very nice, Plethos!
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PLETHOS
@Plethos (13560)
• United States
30 Dec 15
he's got some mad tetris skills.
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Leon
@ChinaLeon (247)
• Tianjin, China
29 Dec 15
Now, I know why I'm more happy than others because I have myLot and I get a little more knowledge about Santa ! A belated Merry Christmas to you.
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
30 Dec 15
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rebelann1949
@rebelann (111430)
• El Paso, Texas
29 Dec 15
I always wondered about those reindeer, thanks for letting us know
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
30 Dec 15
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olivetree27
@olivetree27 (495)
• Greece
6 Jan 16
I love the whole idea about Santa and I will make my future kids believe in Santa too, at least while they're young. I think he uses the Chimney because no on will notice him in the roof. Dogs can see him if he used the front door. Thank you for sharing this info. I love Santa.
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vanny
@vandana7 (99118)
• India
6 Jan 16
Well, the dogs did chase him a couple of times, and he broke his leg too because of them. Chimney seemed far more easier an option. You know ..once bitten run to the chimney kinda thing.
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olivetree27
@olivetree27 (495)
• Greece
6 Jan 16
@vandana7 hahaha. atleast, he has his reindeers now. I know i shouldnt laugh but this is so funny. Now, He could land directly in the roof and he's safe from dogs. Too bad if the house doesnt have a chimney.
Jabo
@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
29 Dec 15
Sorry i missed this fun post when you wrote it - I hope you enjoyed your Christmas.
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Sheilamarie78
@Sheilamarie78 (2586)
• Canada
1 Jan 16
Now I feel as if I know Santa better. But how did the reindeer get him?
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vanny
@vandana7 (99118)
• India
6 Jan 16
It was not watching and its antlers got caught in Santa's coat. Santa could have taken him to authorities, but well...they struck a bargain...he would help Santa around for one day...and Santa was more than happy to let reindeer do the running on snow.
UR_Forever_Raja
@UR_Forever_Raja (985)
• India
12 Jan 16
Don't you think chimney is too small for him Merry X'mas and Happy New Year
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vanny
@vandana7 (99118)
• India
12 Jan 16
About time...where were you? Thank god you are back...lol. And well, I don't really know...may be he sat on the top of the chimney warming himself and sent the rat king down to do his job. Who know? With Santa anything is possible... Merry X'mas and Happy New Year too you as well..belated..lol
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UR_Forever_Raja
@UR_Forever_Raja (985)
• India
12 Jan 16
@vandana7 I was hiding from those rats which you sent that day May be if you get time visit my latest discussion Why are you awake that late ?
Egg Eye
@ataboy (737)
• United States
29 Dec 15
I suppose I'm a little late to the party, but thank you and I hope you had a very Merry Christmas as well, @vandana7! I find your post to be funny and unique amongst the ever-so common, average "Merry Christmas" discussions! I'm hoping that Santa doesn't get his feet warmed from an actual fire in the fireplace, or there may be a lot of little kids staring at an empty space under their tree from that house forward along Santa's route!
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
7 Jan 16
@ataboy Uhhh.... no, but I'm sure you will be more than willing to "remind" me of it! I'm thinking you are jealous that my comment was funnier than yours, right?
DE
@DaddyEvil (137142)
• United States
30 Dec 15
Or Santa and his sleigh may make record time so he can soak his fried tootsies!
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Egg Eye
@ataboy (737)
• United States
7 Jan 16
Hey, @DaddyEvil, remember when you told me what this emoticon actually represented you doing?! I see it now!
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