Shes not a whore shes your wife

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She's not a whore she is your wife is what my wife would have yelled if she could have without making a huge seen and airing out peoples laundry. A few days ago we had some company and it was like a parade of people who came to visit one after another unexpectedly. Well we had one who came over. My wife was going through the mail and came across some coupons she knew we weren't going to use. They were for a restaurant so my wife said hey take these you can take them and use them to take your wife out to eat. To our surprise they said no thanks. My wife said why do you not like this restaurant? He said no i like the restaurant but I just don't want to take her anywhere right now.My wife froze for a second and looked at me. I knew what was coming and I wanted to be anywhere but there at that moment. She said let me guess you two are fighting again? He said no I am just mad at her. She said why? What did she do to piss you off now? He said well you remember what I got her for xmas right? She said yes how could I forget I went with you to buy it and help you pick it out to make sure you got the right one. So what about it? He said I don't know why I even bought her it. He bought her a cheap necklace from Kay Jewelers. It was $80 it was pretty and it was what she had wanted but besides the point. He goes on to say she didn't even show me any appreciation for the gift. Do you know what I mean? We all knew what he meant even the other guest who were around who had no clue what was going on. He said if I knew she wasn't going to show me any gratitude for it I wouldn't have wasted the money and just got her a cheap gift for her. I thought my wife was going to go postal! My guest all just froze and the room went silent you could hear a field mouse peeing on cotton it was so quiet. Before anyone could say anything and she lose it I said weren't you going to go pay the rent you better go before they close the office. First you don't go and air out your dirty laundry in front of strangers. Second you buy someone a xmas gift you don't buy it because you are trying to get laid. If you buy your wife a gift it should be because you love her and you want to gift her with something you think will possibly make her happy. Your wife should be treated with the utmost respect. Your wife is not a whore you don't buy her something and then treat her like a cheap hooker who you have no respect for. My wife is still upset over it and there is no pleasant way to fix this. I can't say I blame her I am not a woman but even I was bothered by this I have a daughter and if some clown poor excuse for a man treated her like that I would skin him alive to say the least. We are thinking about how were going to approach the topic. My wife wants to do something really horrible that will cause their marriage to fall apart but I want to let it be. Any ideas on how to handle this without telling the moron hes a horses ass and a pig who should fall off the face of the earth and purposely wrecking his marriage. My wife is not calm enough to approach this with finesse its something that has truly struck a nerve with her and she wants to get it out.